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Ladies and gents, I am now officially part of a flat share in the 9th district (by St Lazare and Auber and Trinité, for those of you who know Paris), which is such a weight off my shoulders. I now know where I will live come the end of August. Woot!
Now, I just thought I'd share an excerpt from my new watch's guarantee:
Caring for your Leather Band:
Remember, leather is a cured portion of what was once a living, regenerating organ of a large land mammal. Ever since the leather that is now hugging your wrist was scraped off a carcass, it has lost blood flow, and thus lost its abilities to heal. So, avoid any of the following harm to your leather band.
Yaddi yaddi yadda, the rest is boring, but god, trying to make me feel bad for wearing leather much? (Tough luck.)
Now, I just thought I'd share an excerpt from my new watch's guarantee:
Caring for your Leather Band:
Remember, leather is a cured portion of what was once a living, regenerating organ of a large land mammal. Ever since the leather that is now hugging your wrist was scraped off a carcass, it has lost blood flow, and thus lost its abilities to heal. So, avoid any of the following harm to your leather band.
Yaddi yaddi yadda, the rest is boring, but god, trying to make me feel bad for wearing leather much? (Tough luck.)
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Well, it's not like anybody that bought a leather watch is suddenly gonna go "oh my GOD it's TRUE I'm wearing the skin of a LARGE LAND MAMMAL *tears watch off and starts sobbing*", you know? So mostly I find it hilarious.
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