Authority: five ways Jack didn't find out that Apollo and the Midnighter were a couple
Authority: five times Midnighter didn't do the whole solioloquy thing (you know: "I am what soldiers dream of becoming, and what children imagine Death...)
Good Omens: five ways they didn't stop the appocalypse.
Boy Meets Boy: five times Harley really hated his first name
Who: five ways Jack didn't get laid (however hard he tried)
Firefly: five things Wash did with his plastic dinosaurs (okay, that one is faintly disturbing)
There you go, five six "five things" of which you can take your pick.
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Authority: five times Midnighter didn't do the whole solioloquy thing (you know: "I am what soldiers dream of becoming, and what children imagine Death...)
Good Omens: five ways they didn't stop the appocalypse.
Boy Meets Boy: five times Harley really hated his first name
Who: five ways Jack didn't get laid (however hard he tried)
Firefly: five things Wash did with his plastic dinosaurs
(okay, that one is faintly disturbing)
There you go, five six "five things" of which you can take your pick.