"...or yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum."

[fan_elune]

I'm watching Sports Night and doing memes. My life is full of excitement.

Go tell me which character I'm more like from The Lord of the Rings and Firefly.

Also, gakked from stampinground:

A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave alone the ones you don't know or wouldn't want to shag.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Ron Livingston
151. Joe Flanigan
152. David Hewlett
153. Gabriel Macht
154. Alan Tudyk

So, so many other hotties I want to add. Come on, flist! Let's work on this together. So many other hotties we want to shag.

EDIT: we're eating Fossil Fuel. Chocolate dinosaurs! I just ate a stegosaurus. I think we should call my stomach its grave! Mwa-ha-ha! Mine is an evil laugh.

EDIT 2: we just watched the first ten minutes of Brother Bear (yeah, I know, me, watching Brother Bear... clearly Joey thought she couldn't have me go through too much of that movie in one go because she then decided to call Fred) and okay, what kind of Disney is it that kills the cool big brother so quickly? ...not that I care. Because it's a sappy Disney movie. Except I totally do he was dead cool how can he be dead damnit. I hate this movie already. I will now try to get back a few years of maturity... emphasis on try. The fact that Jean-Luc Delarue is interviewing a guy from Alliage (90s French boys band) isn't helping, I'm flashing back to junior high.

EDIT 3: Joey just said her teeth were crying. Which is not any more of a fitting image in French as it is in English. Heh. ...and I'm now thinking of a sweaty-toothed madman. After years, I still know Dead Poets Society by heart. Yay DPS!

Comments

[houses7177.livejournal.com]

There's a surprising number on there I don't even know who they are.

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

I know! At first I thought I'd Google-image the ones I didn't know, but there are so many I just didn't bother and left them blank. And next to that, so, so, so many hotties are just nowhere to be seen.

[thevelvetsun.livejournal.com]

I just ate a stegosaurus. I think we should call my stomach its grave! Mwa-ha-ha! Mine is an evil laugh.

You are such a dork.

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

I am not a dork. I am a geek. And I am not ashamed. Ha!

[thevelvetsun.livejournal.com]

GEEK!

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

That's me! *beams*

[elite.livejournal.com]

We have Fossil Fuel at my store! You are not alone. I too have thought of Wash whilst enjoying the chocolate dinosaurs. Sssh. Don't tell anybody.

People ask for recommendations on ice cream like they ask for recs on films, and about that one I say "Hello, it is made with dinosaurs!"

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

Ha! Of course you of all people would be with me on this. (What do you mean don't tell anybody? Doesn't everybody know about your crazy Tudyk love already? Are you a closetted Tudyk lover, honey? It's okay to come out.)

Exactly! It is! Although I have to say, other than the dinosaurs, it's nothing special. Not the best B&J's taste-wise, but hey. Dinosaurs.

[elite.livejournal.com]

Oh no no no, I am nowhere near the closet. I've never even been in the vicinity of the I Want Alan Tudyk's Babies closet. I have my picture with him up on the store's Wall Of Near Celebrity [others have pics with Steve Buscemi and David Blaine but mine is of course the best] and most of the regular customers know he's my future husband. My friends, well, forget about it.

Just... there are some things I still keep mostly to myself, like that the dinosaur ice cream reminds me of him. That's what likeminded LJ friends are for. =p

[My favorite is the Karamel Sutra.]

[stampinground.livejournal.com]

DPS ROCKS !! will watch it tomorrow then !

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

DPS is a fantastic film, and people that don't love it are soulless.

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

Drownded! That's precious. Aw.

Also, it's definitely not one of my favourite Disneys ever. By far. But it's watchable. Nice animation. The bears are cute.

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

For a - imho - much more interesting look at the inuit religion, I suggest Anatarjuat (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285441/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHNvdXJjZWlkPW1vemlsbGEtc2VhcmNofHE9YW5hdGFyanVhdHxmdD0xfG14PTIwfGxtPTUwMHxjbz0xfGh0bWw9MXxubT0x;fc=1;ft=21;fm=1), if you haven't seen it already.

I have a few Disney favourites. Aladdin, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast... But Pocahontas or the Little Mermaid, not so much.