"The worst place in the universe. English public school on Earth."

( Doctor Who - Planet of Fire (spoilers!) )

So, to sum it up? The Doctor and Turlough? More slashable than ever. Me? Perving muchly over Turlough. And disliking Peri rather intensely. Also? Relatively good work on the issue of religion and blind faith, although I'd have hoped for a less manichean ending. Ish. Oh, well. There was much Turlough-perving.

As for today's episode, spoiler-less? OMGMARC! Right, so I have a huge crush on Marc Warren ever since I saw my first episode of Hustle. Certainly not helped by either State of Play or, oh god, Green Street Hooligans, where he played a not-whacky part and oh god Marc you are so talented. Shirley Henderson was very Shirley-Henderson-y, too. Pretty good episode. Definitely a Russell vibe to it. And next week's Nina Sosanya oh god I can't wait! *bounces*

"I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep."

Right.

So, there's this actor. Very English. Very gay. I've had a crush on him since My Best Friend's Wedding, I think, was the first time I met him, and it's all gone downhill from there. Yes, yes, Rupert Everett.

He's a delightful man and a wonderful actor and he's devastatingly sexy. He speaks French and Italian and oh his voice is just as bad as his body and oh his friends, yes I'm thinking of Robbie and the man is just utterly fascinating and the point?

The point is that Brix picspammed him, and it's my duty to spread the eye candy. It's for the general good.

One of the pictures is not worksafe. And this is obviously not dial-up-friendly. Now, enjoy!.

"I have nothing to complain about... except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can be butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man."