"I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep."

[fan_elune]

Right.

So, there's this actor. Very English. Very gay. I've had a crush on him since My Best Friend's Wedding, I think, was the first time I met him, and it's all gone downhill from there. Yes, yes, Rupert Everett.

He's a delightful man and a wonderful actor and he's devastatingly sexy. He speaks French and Italian and oh his voice is just as bad as his body and oh his friends, yes I'm thinking of Robbie and the man is just utterly fascinating and the point?

The point is that Brix picspammed him, and it's my duty to spread the eye candy. It's for the general good.

One of the pictures is not worksafe. And this is obviously not dial-up-friendly. Now, enjoy!.

"I have nothing to complain about... except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can be butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man."

Comments

[honeyfitz.livejournal.com]

Well thanks to my newest flist member it looks like I have a new boy to gaze upon! Although I'm a film obsessive I don't think I've ever seen him in anything. Criminal, isn't it?

That nude one has done things to my ovaries.

And that one with the piano and the smoking jacket? Gorgeous. That's just how I like my men. The arty, romantic, gay type.

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

You haven't? No, it's not just criminal, but also impossible. You must have seen some of what he's been in. If only his voice work on Shrek 2 and Narnia. (The latter made me lust after a fox. Oh, Rupert.)

He's fascinating. Very Wildesque.

...not even Shakespeare in Love? He was a wonderful Kit Marlowe.

Anyway, I'm very happy to have pimped the picspam, if it made you discover him. The love needs to be shared.

[honeyfitz.livejournal.com]

"The latter made me lust after a fox."

:D Oh, that made me laugh :) Is this what we girls are reduced to? I criminally assumed him to be a Hugh Grant-type who probably just played one part in every movie.

I stand corrected, obviously!

And quite turned on, thanks to the nude pic.

Did I mention I liked the nude pic?

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

You'd have to be very, very, very sadly gay not to, darling. This man needs to be licked all over. As I'm sure countless men have done. And I envy each and every one of them.

[honeyfitz.livejournal.com]

Thinking about the Fox thing, if it makes you feel any better, when I went to see Disney's Beauty and the Beast, my friend lusted after Gaston. Yes, the animated Gaston. Not because of the voice either.

But I spose that's no worse than guys drooling over Jessica Rabbit!

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Oh, god. Gaston? Honestly? Feeling so much better, thank you.



...also I'm gonna assume this is another icon by Charlie. Mmmmtony.

[honeyfitz.livejournal.com]

:) Yes, Charlie is responsible :)