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jade_plume: the Five Things Ficlet Request Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (examples: "5 Reasons Jayne Loves River" or "5 books that Bree Van de Kamp can read and read again forever " or "5 Pickup Lines That Worked for Sawyer"). Then, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you.

The fandoms I'll write about:

1. Firefly
2. Doctor Who (not old school, sorry, don't know it well enough - unless it's Turlough related, have at it and I'll do my best)
3. A Knight's Tale
4. BtVS/Angel
5. The Lord of the Rings
6. Pirates of the Caribbean
7. Good Omens
8. Lost
9. Alias
10. Carnivàle
11. Shakespeare in Love
12. Boy Meets Boy
13. Queer As Folk UK
14. Rent
15. Profit
(And OP if you girls want! I'll even write it in French! ;) )

EDIT: Add The Authority to that list. If anybody's interested. I wanna try!

Come on, people. Wake up my muses!

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Yeah! I was expecting you did it too ^__^
So!
Firefly: 5 sentences Mal would never told to Inara, even if it's totally true
BtVS : 5 thins the First would had say to Willow if she had taken Tara's appearance
Lost: Five reasons anybody would slap Ana-Lucia :p

Pour OP, en français donc:
les 5 livres que David emporterait sur une île déserte
5 bobards qu'inventerait Fred pour cacher à David sa liaison avec Mel :p

Firefly: Five sentences Mal would never have told Inara, even if they were true.

1. When he let the shuttle to Inara, she made it clear that he was not to call her a whore again. Out loud, he lied and agreed. Inwardly, he soon came to add, 's only your trade I'm insultin'.

2. That didn't worry him too much, though. What worried him was when he came to think, with each insult, Leave the Guild.

3. "Everybody dies alone," he told her. An' maybe it's better'n the alternative, he mused silently, watching her face.

4. She moved away, hand sliding from his arm, taking her warmth with it. He watched her walk to her shuttle, felt his heart thud hard against his chest. Don't go, it was screaming.

5. "Good answer," he told her. What he didn't say was, Have dinner with me. Captain's quarters. He was pretty sure his eyes were taking care of the 'ruttin' excellent answer' bit.

BtVS: Five things the First would have said to Willow if she had taken Tara's appearance.

1. "I love you."

2. "You have to be strong. Strong like amazons, right?"

3. "Oh, Willow, I wish I could touch you so much."

4. "Willow, remember last year, how strong you were? You need to quit m-magic. It's too dangerous. The p-power is too big."

5. "Don't you love me?"

Ordinary People: Cinq bobards qu'inventerait Fred pour cacher sa liaison avec Mel.

1. "Ca se passe super bien avec Mel... Melody, elle s'appelle Melody."

2. "Non, elle bosse de nuit, elle n'a pas trop l'occasion de venir au club."

3. "Ce que je fais là ? ... Mel essaie de m'embaucher pour te préparer une fête d'anniversaire surprise. Je lui ai dit que c'était une mauvaise idée."

4. "Un double rencard ? C'est... dommage, Melody vient de me plaquer. Enfin, ça va, c'était plus un soulagement qu'autre chose."

5. "Pourquoi je réponds au téléphone de Mel ? Elle, euh, elle est sous la douche. On... revient d'un jogging. En pleine nuit, oui. Je lui ai demandé de m'aider à perdre du poid, et... bon, d'accord, David, arrête. On sort ensemble."

MDR. Excellentissime.

Dites les filles, ça vous dirais pas qu'on garde ça pour un p'tit bonus?

Heee! Merci. Et pas de problème ! Très bonne idée.