Variations on the same theme

Gakked from just_katarin:

Give me two characters I write (from the same or different canons), and a prompt, and I'll tell you about one time they kiss.

Should I really list all my fandoms all over again? Let's see, a non-exhaustive list: Buffy/Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, The Vampire Diaries, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Cowboy Bebop, Jigoku Shoujo (Hell Girl), The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, A Knight's Tale, Saving Grace, Lucifer Box, The Authority, Highlander, True Blood, Boy Meets Boy, Doctor Who/Torchwood, Battlestar Galactica/Caprica, Misfits, Nikita, La Femme Nikita, Pirates of the Caribbean, Queer As Folk UK, Sherlock, Shakespeare in Love, Spooks, Skins...

I'm going to stop listing here. You know a fandom I know and love, try your luck.

EDIT: I need to add Hellcats to the list, just because, so many people there that should be making out. And Glee because, yeah. Teenage snogs for the win.

To celebrate the fact that I have just written a tiny minuscule fic, after so long spent not ficcing, people, ask me for drabbles before the writer's block comes back.

Fandoms I will write for, in no particular order: Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, Misfits, Skins (preferably the 'old' guys), Sherlock, Harry Potter, The Authority, Lucifer Box, the Nightrunners, Warchild and co, Alias, Spooks, Heroes (up until Adam's death), A Knight's Tale, Battlestar Galactica, Being Human (the original pilot only), Pitch Black, Dark Angel, Doctor Who/Torchwood, The Lord of the Rings, the Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Chuck, Sons of Anarchy, Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles, True Blood, Shakespeare in Love...

I'm going to stop listing fandoms. Most of you know what you can ask from me. Ask me for a fandom, specific characters if you want, and give me a prompt.

Pretty please?

Title: Recoil, and grace.
Fandom: True Blood
Characters: Eric, Godric, Sookie
Summary: Send a heartbeat to
The void that cries through you
Relive the pictures that have come to pass
For now we stand alone
The world is lost and blown
And we are flesh and blood disintegrate
With no more to hate
Spoilers: 2x09. MAJOR spoilers for 2x09.

( And now the kingdom comes, crashing down undone, and I am a master of a nothing place, of recoil and grace. )

Title: Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea
Fandoms: Spooks, Alias
Characters: Lucas North, Sark
Rating: PG
Summary: Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. (The Rolling Stones)
Notes: this is all transtempts' fault. So it's for you, hon!
Warning: If you don't like second-person narrator POV, or slash, don't read.

( The first thing you unlearn: you're stronger than this. )

Title: Of Opportune Moments and Masks Needing Taking Off (1/1)
Fandoms: The Pirates of the Caribbean/The Princess Bride
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: none of these characters belong to me. No money is being made. Fair use!
Summary: Captain Jack Sparrow and the Dread Pirate Roberts meet. It's been done before, yes, and probably better than this, but they wouldn't leave me alone on Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Warnings: definite slashiness ahead.

( If there was one thing that Captain Jack Sparrow hated, it was being outfamed. )

Title: Routine
Fandoms: The Authority/Watchmen
Rating: R
Summary: they had to meet.
Notes: This is all kagechikara's fault, and actually before reading this you should all go read the incredible Batman meets Rorschach fic she wrote. I'll take the blame for that work of art, and gladly, if she takes the blame for this fic. I couldn't shake it.

Authority timeline's before the Authority actually got formed. After the whole Stormwatch black ops fiasco.


( Kill, fuck. Find more people to kill. Bask in his warmth. It's routine. )

Title Narcissus Unbound
Fandoms: QaF, QaF US
Rating: R
Summary/Notes: It's probably been written a million times, but Stuart Allan Jones meets Brian Kinney. I blame this on Vae.

( It's a look they exchange. Appraisal, acknowledgement, and it turns into instant dislike. )

Title: Wyoming does not exist.
Fandom: Boy Meets Boy, with an apparition from the L-Word.
Rating: PG at most
Summary: a beach on Pukapuka. Sea, sand, and hot lesbians. What could ever be wrong with this picture?
Author's notes: this was written for lounalune, who wanted a BMB drabble (turned out a tiiiny little bit longer than a drabble) with Cyan and Skids, crossed with the L-Word, set in Southern Polynesia, that included the quote "Wyoming does not exist."

( It's a paradise of hot women making out. )

Title: Unthinkable
Fandom: Lucifer Box, Torchwood
Characters: Charlie, Lucifer, Jack
Rating: R
Summary: Some things are in fact able to make Lucifer speechless.
Disclaimer: Lucifer and Charlie belong to Mark Gatiss; Jack to Russel T. Davis. Just having fun!
Notes: For queenspanky, whose birthday I forgot and that makes me an ass. This is my penance, and it is sweet penance indeed. Hope you enjoy, honey.


( The smell of the sewers has never done anything for me. )