Alias finale part one

[fan_elune]

- Bored, bored, bored - Sark! Peyton, hands off. Bored, bored, bored - Marshall - boooored with Rachel and Tom - Sark!
- ...YOU DON'T DO THAT TO MARSHALL AAAAAACK!
- Carrie! Yay Carrie!
- And oh, Sark. So delightfully unhesitant in torturing her.
- Oh, Jack. Victor, you rock my world. So much emotion.
- STOP TORTURING MARSHALL it's like poking Xander's eye out. Except less horrible. But still. ...oh. Marshall. A true hero. ...please don't kill him.
- *eyeroll* Oh, brilliant, Ghost!Psych101!Vision!Nadia's back. They get Mia back again and again for this crap, and still no Weiss. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
- Oh, Marshall.
- Oh, that leather jacket. Sark's so cute. So. Very. Pretty.
- Don't tell me Sark's buying their bullshit. This is so fucking stupid. They're ob-the-fuck-viously Up To Something.
- ...don't tell me Sark's gonna screw things up by not killing her.
- Oh, Marshall, you geekboy, I love you.
- Okay, at least they haven't COMPLETELY screwed Sark up yet. Expecting it any second though.
- Oh, can we get pretty snowy frozen Sark? Where's Weiss?
- I'm sure that maybe if the whole scene didn't look so fake, I might have found that kiss-before-the-descent touching.
-Don't tell me he's gonna - oh, fuck. Sark. Bomb. NO. Please, NO. Not Marshall and Carrie and Jack. You cann kill the rest, just - not them.
- Oh Sark you're so pretty in that suit. *glomps* Even when you just bombed APO.
- Ah, I knew Tom was going to sacrifice himself. "Will do."? I don't think you will, no.
- Oh, Peyton offing them all that efficiently? Stupid. You just don't get them all straight-off-dead that quickly. At least one or two would need another round. Seriously.
- "Will do." again? ...yeah. Oh, that's some good acting, Tom. I kinda want to cuddle you right now. "I would've said yes"? You're a lesbian, Rachel. Even if you fall for Sark. (Okay, so maybe she's bisexual.)
- What the... fuck...

*eyeroll* WHATEVER.

I just wanna get the second part - in an hour and sixteen minutes, apparently - and be done with this. FOREVER. And only have fanfiction to rely on, which is great because IT'S THE ONLY GOOD THING LEFT ABOUT THIS FANDOM.

*clings to Jack* I didn't mean it. *gets Sark and Carrie and Marshall into a big group hug* *wonders how come Jack and Sark aren't trying to off each other* *doesn't care and clings tighter* You guys rock.