fan_elune | Alias finale, part two (Reply)

- Is this a River-like beginning? Are we gonna see wee!Sydney? ...yeaaaah. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" asked the teacher, and cut to Sydney. "Er, dead in the snow?" went Joey.
- Oh, good, Balthazar's acting skills leaked to Rachel. She did look destroyed.
- And if they could go down without anybody up there, why exactly didn't they both go down in the first place? *sigh* Also, I love that Sloane was all "I'm glad you weren't there," and then killed her himself. (You know, as if we really believed that she was not going to make it.)
- Aaand there she goes coughing. Long lives Prince Charming's kiss.
- Aviator glasses again, what is it with these? And what's that coat, Julian? Tsk. Much less with the sexy than usual. (Even though, brown coat!)
- Yes, Vaughn, please look heartbroken over Tom, the way you HARDLY KNEW HIM.
- I'd love to know how they justify the flashbacks, other than "this is the finale." And can we see Irina again? And Weiss? *sighs* God, seriously. I need some Sark'n'Irina interaction before the end.
- That said, that spatial geometry thing she pulls off, and the fact that she did it on her own, and that he didn't ask her to? Brilliant. ...I love Jack going all complex-talk on wee!Sydney for the sake of exposition. And of Jack being unable to talk to kids. That said, I kinda adore this scene.
- Boooring Sydney and Vaughn.
- Heeee Peyton's been made! Please do to her hands ten times what she did to Marshall's. ...good use of Rachel, although she didn't need to be in the room, and also, snakes? She's afraid of snakes. Rachel and she were lesbians, not "best friends." Or at the very least in a lesbian couple. They had hot femslash sex without any penis involved is my point!
- ...did they need to bring Francie back? ...kinda can't help but love that mention of Danny, though. That's sweet, that he's remembered.
- Rachel you're boring. I take it back. Your acting still screams BOOORING.
- Heeee! Of course Sark would whine about the filth. And the shoes. Oh, that boy. Taking Rambaldi both so seriously, and so lightly.
- SQUICK. I think I just imagined Sark/Sloane for a moment.
- Also, don't tell me Sark is going to let Sloane take the next step alone.
- ...aaaand Nadia is back. No, Sloane's sanity is not to be questioned, we all know it's non-existant. *eyeroll*
- Sydney got here? ...where's Sark? Heee Sark/Vaughn! Heee Sark/Vaughn/Jack/random guy on Sark's side! Good scenelet.
- Sydney, maybe you might've wanted to ask him what it was before stopping.
- Heee two good reasons Sark you rock! Also, love the slightly sheepish look on Jack's face. Must've stung to be outdone by Sark.
- Hong Kong's Irina!! No? Of course he'd call Irina, who else? Say so. Gaaah stop with the suspense I want Irina!
- FUCK. Jack.
- FUCK. SLOANE.
- Well, that buggers the idea of a spin-off with Sark and Sloane and Peyton, doesn't it. She did shoot him in the head, right?
- Oh, yes, Jack trying to talk her out of spylife without ever telling her he knows. Jack. You're. *snuggles up*
- Sark got the device, yeah? Does he even know what it's for? Does any of them?
- YAY SARK'S LIKELY GOING TO IRINA WITH THE DEVICE WOOHOO!
- YAY IRINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD SARK AND IRINA AGAIN I WOULD BE DANCING if not for the whole Jack dying thing.
- While I'm getting all "argh argh argh" over Jack dying, and his speech is very touching, my instinct is still to scream "yes other people can do the things she does stop with the giving her a god complex."
- Why are you standing jack are you crazy get back down and save your strength! You idiot. ...I have the feeling he's going to survive.
- The tie's not so good. "There's a reason why my fees are so high." Perfect Sark! Both a slap in Irina's face, as in "there's nothing more than money between us by now," and wonderful arrogance.
- WASHINGTON? Did she just say WASHINGTON? He looked all frowny I bet he went off to call Eric didn't he because he couldn't let him die. And he's looking all angsty because he's not sure Eric got the message and got out in time.
- ...is Sloane going to come back to life?
- Also, Irina is less attractive than usual. Possibly because she's speaking crazy ~~Locke~~ ~~Eko~~ Sloane talk.
- Oh, Sloane is back. Brilliant.
- No, I'm sorry, but there is NO WAY that Irina would kill Sydney. Do NOT destroy Irina's character just after having given us ample evidence of Weiss/Sark.
- ...it took them five fucking years for Sydney to say that? (I mean the whole "this is who I am" speech to Sloane.)
- Oh, FUCK THAT. THIS IS NOT IRINA.
- Heee Vaughn/Sark but will you stop damaging his face! God, Vaughn, I can understand you'd be jealous of the pretty, but still. Now. DON'T KILL SARK. Kthx.
- Jack and Sloane, brilliant. They needed to finish this show together.
- Vaughn, it's brilliant. Sark, give him the fucking code. Oh, Sark, you're absolutely fucking amazing. Of course mass extermination isn't your thing, brilliant acting, David. Vaughn, if you kill him, I WILL CURSE YOUR NAME AND THAT OF EVERY ONE OF YOUR FANGIRLS AND BOYS THAT PLEADED AND BITCHED FOR YOUR RETURN.
- Oh, god, Jack and Arvin. ...that look on Jack's face. Victor, you ROCK. BRILLIANT.
- Ha! Irina and the device, such an Indiana Jones moment. The Holy Grail thing. Very lame end for Irina's character, especially after the brilliant ending of Sloane and Jack's storyline. Aaaaand Sydney's an orphan now. Brill.
- Can we know what happened to Sark? I swear Michael Vaughn I will devote all of my hate to you if he's dead.
- Yes, Nadia, turn to go. Buh-bye. I wish they hadn't added this scene to Sloane's arc, it cheapens the whole thing, really.
- ...is that Isobel? Are we gonna see Uncle Weiss? I WANNA SEE UNCLE WEISS WITH UNCLE SARK - okay, maybe just Uncle Weiss with Sark. Because Vaughn didn't kill him. He did NOT. I AM BORED WITH THE PERFECT FAMILY THING I WANT SARK.
- Let me guess, Isobel is going to build the same thing Sydney did.
- Heee Sark is still alive! Thank you, Vaughn. You of course did that because you knew he was sleeping with Weiss. Thank you, really.
- Aaaand, there you go. The Bristow spy thing is hereditary. Wonder if Jack Jr's gonna keep that going. Maybe he can be a cute Marshall instead?
- HAHAHAHAHAHA yes thank us for five incredible years. *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

The conclusion is?

...and Sark and Weiss llived happily ever after.

Thank JJ, it's over.