We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs...

Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! There be no excuse not to be tarrin decks or plunderin towns this good day. Become yer governor's nightmare, and the thorn in the side of that lovely stuck up commodore who could well do with listenin to the sea once in a while. Feel the heave o' t'sea under yer feet and treat yer boat with every respect ye owe 'er. Spread the word! And drink ter a pirate's life fer us all.

Take what ye can. Give nothin back!

...drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Edit: save me from boredom, ye scoundrels, else ye want ter have that on your conscience. Lord above knows ye likely have a lot on it already. Request drabbles from yours truly! Pirate drabbles, me lovelies, what else.