Firely: Five things Wash did with his plastic dinosaurs.
1. "Zoe Alleyn and Hoban Washburn -"
"Just Wash."
"...and Wash, today you celebrate one of life's greatest moments and give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, as you join together in vows of marriage."
The bride and groom exchanged a look full of all the love they bore each other, which was plentyful and true.
"Wash, do you take Zoe Alleyn to be your wife? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect her, forsaking all others and holding only unto her?"
"I do."
"Zoe, do you take Wash to be your husband? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him, forsaking all -"
"Honey," Zoe's voice was full of amusement as she walked into the cockpit. "Are you rehearsing our wedding ceremony with your dinosaurs?"
Wash fumbled with Philip and Spencer, the lucky stegosaurus and triceratops that had been about to be joined in holy matrimony by Jude the T-rex turned town official. "I might be?"
"Come on, sky's clear. Let's go rehearse the wedding night instead." Her fingers coiled in the material of his jumpsuit, pulled him out of his chair. "Leave the dinosaurs."
2. Serenity was bucking under him, and that was just every shade of wrong in the 'verse. Not only that, but it was also every bit dangerous as they were nearing atmo. Wash's arms tensed hard as he struggled to pull her up.
"Kaylee, what's going on with Serenity?"
"Power couplings got shot!" came the answer over the comm. "Y'need to steady her so's I can work on her!"
That was cause for a little Chinese, really, because Serenity sure wasn't letting him steady her. He extended his arms towards the switch to flip over to the backup system, but he couldn't reach it, braced backwards as he was in a desperate attempt not to let her hit atmo at the wrong angle. He wasn't really looking to let her turn them all into a rain of shooting stars in Persephone's sky.
His eyes landed on his dinosaurs - Jude was the longest - grabbed the T-rex, straining the muscles of his one arm to keep Serenity above atmo, and used Jude's head to flip the switch.
A few seconds, and Serenity smoothed out beneath him. Jude was put back with his fellow dinosaurs and Wash put a little distance between them and atmo, waiting for Kaylee to be done with the repairs to try reentry. "Good girl," he congratulated Serenity in Chinese, hands stroking her. He glanced at Jude with a smile. "Good job, copilot."
3. Zoe's ass was perfection, absolute perfection. Round, firm, gorgeous, smooth, everything a man could want. Or a dinosaur.
Philip made it to the top of the hill, Jude close on his heels. "This is a wondrous land and we will thrive. Dips and hills like no dinosaur has ever dreamed of seeing! We will rule over this land and we will call it... This Land!"
Jude turned to him, villainy clear in his voice. "I think we should call it your grave!"
Philip's cry of betrayal was cut short when an earthquake shook their precious land: Zoe was laughing. "Wash, baby, can we please not have the dinosaur bloodbath happen on my ass?"
He smiled, curled up around her legs, and gave her left cheek an apologetic kiss.
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Date: 2006-09-09 06:09 pm (UTC)1. "Zoe Alleyn and Hoban Washburn -"
"Just Wash."
"...and Wash, today you celebrate one of life's greatest moments and give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, as you join together in vows of marriage."
The bride and groom exchanged a look full of all the love they bore each other, which was plentyful and true.
"Wash, do you take Zoe Alleyn to be your wife? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect her, forsaking all others and holding only unto her?"
"I do."
"Zoe, do you take Wash to be your husband? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him, forsaking all -"
"Honey," Zoe's voice was full of amusement as she walked into the cockpit. "Are you rehearsing our wedding ceremony with your dinosaurs?"
Wash fumbled with Philip and Spencer, the lucky stegosaurus and triceratops that had been about to be joined in holy matrimony by Jude the T-rex turned town official. "I might be?"
"Come on, sky's clear. Let's go rehearse the wedding night instead." Her fingers coiled in the material of his jumpsuit, pulled him out of his chair. "Leave the dinosaurs."
2. Serenity was bucking under him, and that was just every shade of wrong in the 'verse. Not only that, but it was also every bit dangerous as they were nearing atmo. Wash's arms tensed hard as he struggled to pull her up.
"Kaylee, what's going on with Serenity?"
"Power couplings got shot!" came the answer over the comm. "Y'need to steady her so's I can work on her!"
That was cause for a little Chinese, really, because Serenity sure wasn't letting him steady her. He extended his arms towards the switch to flip over to the backup system, but he couldn't reach it, braced backwards as he was in a desperate attempt not to let her hit atmo at the wrong angle. He wasn't really looking to let her turn them all into a rain of shooting stars in Persephone's sky.
His eyes landed on his dinosaurs - Jude was the longest - grabbed the T-rex, straining the muscles of his one arm to keep Serenity above atmo, and used Jude's head to flip the switch.
A few seconds, and Serenity smoothed out beneath him. Jude was put back with his fellow dinosaurs and Wash put a little distance between them and atmo, waiting for Kaylee to be done with the repairs to try reentry. "Good girl," he congratulated Serenity in Chinese, hands stroking her. He glanced at Jude with a smile. "Good job, copilot."
3. Zoe's ass was perfection, absolute perfection. Round, firm, gorgeous, smooth, everything a man could want. Or a dinosaur.
Philip made it to the top of the hill, Jude close on his heels. "This is a wondrous land and we will thrive. Dips and hills like no dinosaur has ever dreamed of seeing! We will rule over this land and we will call it... This Land!"
Jude turned to him, villainy clear in his voice. "I think we should call it your grave!"
Philip's cry of betrayal was cut short when an earthquake shook their precious land: Zoe was laughing. "Wash, baby, can we please not have the dinosaur bloodbath happen on my ass?"
He smiled, curled up around her legs, and gave her left cheek an apologetic kiss.