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fan_eluneYes, this is another Boy Meets Boy promo entry. Sorry, guys, just skip it, really. I'm only indulging myself, here. I spent two nights reading the whole of it, and I ranted about it while I did. Which gives you a hell of a mess, I grant you. But hey, this is my ranting place, so I'm bound to post it here.
Yes, I suggest you ignore me.
Otherwise, be warned: major spoilers ahead if you haven't read it all. And, really, major (when you can figure out what I'm talking about, that is). So, I suggest you first go read BMB, and then you can come back and have fun trying to figure out what I'm talking about...
Alright, so this was started last night, when I was reading the New Year strip of '02.
I fucking HATE Tybalt. Except he's deliciously devious. That midnight kiss. Grrr.
Ah, I fucking HATE Tybalt. If he hadn't kissed Harl then Cy and Skids woulda kissed! Mwah. *pouts* I'm feeling so sad for Harl now, too. And Cy's so obviously in love with you, Skids, open your eyes!
Okay, wait - It *wasn't* Tybalt? Am still suspicious... Can't trust a guy like him.
Mwah. Allen can be such a Draco. And aaah, Skids is so honest with Cy all the time. Mwah. Get to the hot making of the love already! Aw, Cy wanted to save Skids from swirlies... lol, go Harl go!! Aw, seeing Jeff back when he was a kid is just... aw. And go with the foreshadowing. Why aren't you inside with us indeed.
He's a boy not a dog.
OMG!!! Harley crushed on Skids??? Woohoo. And held a diary? And pleeeease Cy go guerilla on the seniors!! Please man I wanna see you with a bandana! Revenge of the geek? Yaaaaay!!!! Skids saves the day! Woohoo! lol! Harley dreaming of Angel? Tybalt as Spiderman? Yeeeha! Lol, now Sex Pistols instead of wheeing and nakedness? Ferrets! Yay! A ferret!!! Mwarf! Cordelia!! A dog named Angel? Ooooh yes. But a bloody stupid one. Ha! Mik did a Spock eyebrow!! How could Harl not get it meant "I hate the bloody spiders"? A lonely man with unmet needs? Go to Cyan!!! Cy, don't be a twat, move in with him!
Lol, Tybalt, mate, sorry... With Harley I'd say cute. With you I say hot.
At a Buffy con? No way! Ah, yes way, Mik, go Mik! OMJ!!!! And aw, I love seeing Cy with his hair down. Bored now? Go, Skids! A kid at heart... Skidsnapped? *snigger* I like it. LOL. Closetted Buffy fans?
Ha! Girl Meets Girl! I luuuurve Cy and Skids!! lol, yay! I want Cy/Skids/Cy/Skids!
Gods, new!girl!from!anime!con, stay away from Skids. I like you, but don't you get near my boys. Hey! Freaky tall shadow, don't you get near Harl either! Who are you supposed to be anyway? The mysterious kisser? Aaaaawwww okay Mik, you can get near Harl. You can get nearer than near Harl, actually. Rawr, indeed.
loool, Cy, mate, that's really sad.
Aw, Harl, I'm so sorry about this moron and your guitar... That said, Fox and Collin, get to the shagging already! Aw, Harl, it's not her fault! Fox did it!
Skids, mate, tell me you did *not* get the net for Ronnie! Ronnie, really, I like you, but back off!! *growl* She's way more dangerous than Faith or Tybalt. She's like, shibby! Yay! The Feared Foursome! Of course they were! OMJ!! Tybalt!! Eeep! Get *away* from him! Go shag Apollo! No! There will be *no* sexual attraction!
Ha! Charlie-hair Mik! Yay!!!
Aha! Harl the PI. Yay. And hey! Tybalt! I told you to back off, man! (that screenname really suits you, though.) lol, Cy has a great sense of smell... vampy much? Kaileen? Mwarf. No comment. Aw, Fox. Hey, Fox! Just you wait! Now *I* want to take JimJo and risk a swing at you!
OMJ, Tybalt! I'm partly revolted, partly fascinated by this tickle/wrestle/play thing. Rawr, yes. Cy, make a move soon or I'll find myself actually cheering Tyb! And now Ronnie's back? Eep! Okay, Tyb, make a move! Tyb, please!! 'Cause you won't last. She might! Get your paws off him, evil anime fan from hell! You *forgot* Cyan? Ronnie, I hate you. Skids - just go shag Tyb already!! Or, Cy, please fight for him? Okay, Ronnie, you're cool. Cy, you kinda suck. Just get to the declaration already!
WHAT? Cy, man, as an obsession of mine is fond of saying... fuck off. You suck!! You completely suck! And now Skids is breaking my heart! And I don't even know for sure over who he's doing the Willow thing, so... Aw! No! Don't go to Tyb's! Okay, completely go to Tyb's. Shag him dead, leave him dry, then go and shag the hell out of Cy! Sounds like a plan, right? Right? Okay, sounds like he's not even going to Tyb. Sucky. And he's doing the Willow thing over Ronnie. Gorramit. Ha! Tyb's going over!!! Damn. They met in a coffee shop.
Cy, I bloody hate you. I bloody well hate you!!
And now I hate you even more!!!
*Thank* you, Skids! You should have hit harder, though.
QaF!!!
Aw. Someone should really hit Cy harder. And Mik, too.
And ah! The Revenge of Abba!!! Ha! Yes guys! Yes! Shag like rabbits! Please!! Ha! Flash! Let me throttle you!!!!
Joss, could someone bang Cy's head repeatedly against a wall? Very repeatedly? Ha, Tyb!! Tyyyyyb! Don't you dare! Focus on Skids, please focus on Skids!! Guys, you're made for each other! Make up alreday!! Ha, yes, Tyb, good, focus on Skids.
Okay, who the bloody hell is Abby? Aubrey? Sweet. I kinda like you so far, mate. Don't ruin it by hitting on Harl. Mwah. Mik. Stop being a prick! No bad pun intended. You guys love each other! Gods, yes, Cy, time to bloody wake up. For Chrissake, Mik, stop it!
Oh, Fox is *black*! With *purple* hair! Cool. And Colin's strands are blue! Yay! Ha! Tyb in colours! Makes him more different from Dam. Ha, back to black and white. Tyb's Dam again. LOL. Apollo and Sheequa? Mwarf. Don't, Harl, don't!! Aaaaaargh. Harl, you're starting to suck. Though not really. I love you, lil man!! And I kinda love Tyb too, so... Hard to want Mik and Aurora to beat the hell out of him, but not. ;)
Aaaaaaaawgh... Oh Joss. Tyb is such a master at this. Yay! Go make up now! Yay!!!!!
Oh yes! Please Skids, yes! Realise you want him too! Pretty pleeeaaase! And what, so you and Tyb are actual friends now? Tyb's got something planned, I'm sure. Lol, Skids, you're so stupid. I love you. And we're back to the Mik/Harl cuteness!
Yessss! Guys! please! Colin, man, this 'tude's getting carbon-dated here!
Hey! Spike could be redeemed! Well, please not into the sod he's becoming, but... in a fashion... I'm not arguing with Harl on this.
Guys! Stop it with Skids!! Yes, Skids, please go shag Tyb. Oh, I love you guys. loool, Skids, you rule! The spoon killer, yay! And ah. I can't believe they're actual friends. I'm so suspicious of Tyb.
Ha! Harl had a Four Star Mary top!!
Mwah. Colin must have listened to Anya.
They actually seem to be friends! I can't quite believe it...
Mwarf! Cordy's Cordy alright! The early one, that is.
He kissed him! He kissed him! "My mother is a wiccan." lol.
Go on Ronnie, go on! Am starting to like you, girl! Aw, Skids, I wish you were happy 'cause Cy's single... And don't you dare, Tyb! I like Skids the way he is! Ah, Skids, man... you rock... *happy sigh* WHAT? Harley? No way!!! Am not angry-glaring at you, Harl. Just... Just sadly-looking... No!!! No way!!! Skids!! This sucks! So majorly!!! I can't believe you - no! It's just... mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...........
Joss. This is so wrong on so many levels.
Yes, please Colin yes. Shag Fox at last *now*. I need some ray of sunshine in the angst. For fuck's sake Fox can I just trample you with stiletto shoes right now? *bangs the Foxman's head against the wall* For hell's sake just get laid already!! ... *Thank* you.
I can't believe Ronnie coming is actually a good thing. I'm afraid the C/S shipper in me has resigned herself. How sad. But there shall always remain a small measure of hope.
Okay, *now* they break up for good? Argh.
*sigh* At least Tyb's getting some.
Ah, I can't believe the occasional Tyb/Skids moment are *cheering me up*. And ha! Almost! Aw. Tyb's actually rather sweet.
Mwah. Colin fantasises about being a dictator. Shibby.
A red one? Mik, luv, you rock. In a very sucky way. And aw, I love how Fox and Harl are "bonding." In a guitary fashion. And Colin, the fact that you're kinda sweet with Fox does not make it okay for you to beat up Skids! Take care, bossman! Aw, cuddle and backrub quota...
Mwah-ha-ha! Tyb! You rock, mate! Yay! Sad puppy dog look? Go, Mik, go! Mik, you're so very perceptive... Dig out his pancreas with a rusty butter knife? Didn't know you had it in ya, Harl, babe. Haaa, Vamp!Mik! Er, sorry, Master!Vamp!Mik!! Maiming kills the horny. Oh yeah, baby. Lol, Janeane, yay!!! Acerbic wit against the undead! "Did you just check for fangs with your tongue?" Mwarf.
Yay! Tyb/Apollo flashback! "Are you human?" "No, sir. I'm a Republican."
Ah, Skids man, you rock! Aaaaw. Skids, I'm so sorry. You should go have cheer-up sex with Cy. Hey! I did *not* say cheer yourself up by insulting Cy! I said have cheer-up sex with him!!! No, guys, don't - the band's falling apart indeed! This is just - Harl's got ice-cream! Do the ice-cream thing! Please stop this!! Too much angst!! And Cy, mate, have faith in the sweet creamy goodness. Listen to the lil man.
Argh. Okay. Cy, tread carefully. Ice-cream cannot fix *any*thing... just make things slightly less awful. Harl, lil man, again, I'm not glaring. It's not your fault. He just can't resist your goodness. Skids, could you be just a little perceptive. Or, actually, not. It'd be much better if you weren't. Aw, Cy, you rock, mate. You're the bestest of friends.
LOL, Tyb, I love your view on things. Mwarf.
Though I'm all pouty now that I realised Skids left Bestest!Friend!Cy to go talk to Tyb. But it's kinda sweet too. Oh well. LOL. Skids, I love your solutions. A bathtub and JD. And I love Tyb's very special sweetness.
I agree with you, Mik. Once more with less romance? Aw. Poor near-friendless Mik. and lol, Izzy, what a friend. looool about Aurora! lol, Allen, man, what a replacement. Demons do it with horns?
I love the Foxman. "Apparently the powers that be have yet to learn of 'subtlety'." lol. "I'm jealous of myself." Ha. Joss, that costume is so... *lack of words*
Aw. They did it. They committed. And Skids was mature!
LA???
Hey, Mik, be nice to Tyb! Well, okay, I don't see any reason why *you* should be, but... humour me? Aw. The scarf. Aw. Tyb. Gimme a hug (no, no groping). Aw. "I said I was healing. Not becoming a saint." Oh yeah. A difference between spontaneous and stupid... Appolo reminds me of a certain Russian gay man who went to a Buffy con. lol, way to go, Tyb!
Ah, getting to the end depresses me. Y'all are probably just thankful I'll stop ranting, but... Mwah. Don't want it to end. "Feeling the lack of gayness," Tab? Me too. Or more like fearing it.
Aw. Skids is all changed. He's Gio now. Aw.
Way to go, Skids!! Er, Gio, I mean Gio! Whatever! Way to bloody go! At long last!!! Yay!!! *does a dance of joy* "I love proving you wrong"? Way to bloody go, babe!!
Oh, Cy, honey... *hug*
Oh! Baby! They're gonna have a baby!! Awwwww!!!!
Aw, Cy, yay! You can do it! Please Ronnie, pleeeeaaaase! Make my drummer boy happy.
Aaaawwwww I'm done.
I think I'll be clinging to the future of Tyb and Gio now. Yes. I see so much of Dam in Tyb. Apart from the bi part. But still. Mwah.
And, oh yes. The C/S shipper in me seems to, alas, have died. Well, not really died; It's just extra weak by now. Lack of hope does that to you. 'Sides, I like Gio and Tyb.
I'll be shutting up now.
Yes, I suggest you ignore me.
Otherwise, be warned: major spoilers ahead if you haven't read it all. And, really, major (when you can figure out what I'm talking about, that is). So, I suggest you first go read BMB, and then you can come back and have fun trying to figure out what I'm talking about...
Alright, so this was started last night, when I was reading the New Year strip of '02.
I fucking HATE Tybalt. Except he's deliciously devious. That midnight kiss. Grrr.
Ah, I fucking HATE Tybalt. If he hadn't kissed Harl then Cy and Skids woulda kissed! Mwah. *pouts* I'm feeling so sad for Harl now, too. And Cy's so obviously in love with you, Skids, open your eyes!
Okay, wait - It *wasn't* Tybalt? Am still suspicious... Can't trust a guy like him.
Mwah. Allen can be such a Draco. And aaah, Skids is so honest with Cy all the time. Mwah. Get to the hot making of the love already! Aw, Cy wanted to save Skids from swirlies... lol, go Harl go!! Aw, seeing Jeff back when he was a kid is just... aw. And go with the foreshadowing. Why aren't you inside with us indeed.
He's a boy not a dog.
OMG!!! Harley crushed on Skids??? Woohoo. And held a diary?
Lol, Tybalt, mate, sorry... With Harley I'd say cute. With you I say hot.
At a Buffy con? No way! Ah, yes way, Mik, go Mik! OMJ!!!! And aw, I love seeing Cy with his hair down. Bored now? Go, Skids! A kid at heart... Skidsnapped? *snigger* I like it. LOL. Closetted Buffy fans?
Ha! Girl Meets Girl! I luuuurve Cy and Skids!! lol, yay! I want Cy/Skids/Cy/Skids!
Gods, new!girl!from!anime!con, stay away from Skids. I like you, but don't you get near my boys. Hey! Freaky tall shadow, don't you get near Harl either! Who are you supposed to be anyway? The mysterious kisser? Aaaaawwww okay Mik, you can get near Harl. You can get nearer than near Harl, actually.
loool, Cy, mate, that's really sad.
Aw, Harl, I'm so sorry about this moron and your guitar... That said, Fox and Collin, get to the shagging already! Aw, Harl, it's not her fault! Fox did it!
Skids, mate, tell me you did *not* get the net for Ronnie! Ronnie, really, I like you, but back off!! *growl* She's way more dangerous than Faith or Tybalt. She's like, shibby! Yay! The Feared Foursome! Of course they were! OMJ!! Tybalt!! Eeep! Get *away* from him! Go shag Apollo! No! There will be *no* sexual attraction!
Ha! Charlie-hair Mik! Yay!!!
Aha! Harl the PI. Yay. And hey! Tybalt! I told you to back off, man! (that screenname really suits you, though.
OMJ, Tybalt! I'm partly revolted, partly fascinated by this tickle/wrestle/play thing. Rawr, yes. Cy, make a move soon or I'll find myself actually cheering Tyb! And now Ronnie's back? Eep! Okay, Tyb, make a move! Tyb, please!! 'Cause you won't last. She might! Get your paws off him, evil anime fan from hell! You *forgot* Cyan? Ronnie, I hate you. Skids - just go shag Tyb already!! Or, Cy, please fight for him? Okay, Ronnie, you're cool. Cy, you kinda suck. Just get to the declaration already!
WHAT? Cy, man, as an obsession of mine is fond of saying... fuck off. You suck!! You completely suck! And now Skids is breaking my heart! And I don't even know for sure over who he's doing the Willow thing, so... Aw! No! Don't go to Tyb's! Okay, completely go to Tyb's. Shag him dead, leave him dry, then go and shag the hell out of Cy! Sounds like a plan, right? Right? Okay, sounds like he's not even going to Tyb. Sucky. And he's doing the Willow thing over Ronnie. Gorramit. Ha! Tyb's going over!!! Damn. They met in a coffee shop.
Cy, I bloody hate you. I bloody well hate you!!
And now I hate you even more!!!
*Thank* you, Skids! You should have hit harder, though.
QaF!!!
Aw. Someone should really hit Cy harder. And Mik, too.
And ah! The Revenge of Abba!!! Ha! Yes guys! Yes! Shag like rabbits! Please!! Ha! Flash! Let me throttle you!!!!
Joss, could someone bang Cy's head repeatedly against a wall? Very repeatedly? Ha, Tyb!! Tyyyyyb! Don't you dare! Focus on Skids, please focus on Skids!! Guys, you're made for each other! Make up alreday!! Ha, yes, Tyb, good, focus on Skids.
Okay, who the bloody hell is Abby? Aubrey? Sweet. I kinda like you so far, mate. Don't ruin it by hitting on Harl. Mwah. Mik. Stop being a prick! No bad pun intended. You guys love each other! Gods, yes, Cy, time to bloody wake up. For Chrissake, Mik, stop it!
Oh, Fox is *black*! With *purple* hair!
Aaaaaaaawgh... Oh Joss. Tyb is such a master at this. Yay! Go make up now! Yay!!!!!
Oh yes! Please Skids, yes! Realise you want him too! Pretty pleeeaaase! And what, so you and Tyb are actual friends now? Tyb's got something planned, I'm sure. Lol, Skids, you're so stupid.
Yessss! Guys! please! Colin, man, this 'tude's getting carbon-dated here!
Hey! Spike could be redeemed! Well, please not into the sod he's becoming, but... in a fashion... I'm not arguing with Harl on this.
Guys! Stop it with Skids!! Yes, Skids, please go shag Tyb. Oh, I love you guys.
Ha! Harl had a Four Star Mary top!!
Mwah. Colin must have listened to Anya.
They actually seem to be friends! I can't quite believe it...
Mwarf! Cordy's Cordy alright! The early one, that is.
He kissed him! He kissed him! "My mother is a wiccan." lol.
Go on Ronnie, go on! Am starting to like you, girl! Aw, Skids, I wish you were happy 'cause Cy's single... And don't you dare, Tyb! I like Skids the way he is! Ah, Skids, man... you rock... *happy sigh* WHAT? Harley? No way!!! Am not angry-glaring at you, Harl. Just... Just sadly-looking... No!!! No way!!! Skids!! This sucks! So majorly!!! I can't believe you - no! It's just... mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...........
Joss. This is so wrong on so many levels.
Yes, please Colin yes. Shag Fox at last *now*. I need some ray of sunshine in the angst. For fuck's sake Fox can I just trample you with stiletto shoes right now? *bangs the Foxman's head against the wall* For hell's sake just get laid already!! ... *Thank* you.
I can't believe Ronnie coming is actually a good thing. I'm afraid the C/S shipper in me has resigned herself. How sad. But there shall always remain a small measure of hope.
Okay, *now* they break up for good? Argh.
*sigh* At least Tyb's getting some.
Ah, I can't believe the occasional Tyb/Skids moment are *cheering me up*. And ha! Almost! Aw. Tyb's actually rather sweet.
Mwah. Colin fantasises about being a dictator. Shibby.
A red one? Mik, luv, you rock. In a very sucky way.
Mwah-ha-ha! Tyb! You rock, mate! Yay! Sad puppy dog look? Go, Mik, go! Mik, you're so very perceptive... Dig out his pancreas with a rusty butter knife? Didn't know you had it in ya, Harl, babe. Haaa, Vamp!Mik! Er, sorry, Master!Vamp!Mik!! Maiming kills the horny. Oh yeah, baby. Lol, Janeane, yay!!! Acerbic wit against the undead! "Did you just check for fangs with your tongue?" Mwarf.
Yay! Tyb/Apollo flashback! "Are you human?" "No, sir. I'm a Republican."
Ah, Skids man, you rock! Aaaaw. Skids, I'm so sorry. You should go have cheer-up sex with Cy. Hey! I did *not* say cheer yourself up by insulting Cy! I said have cheer-up sex with him!!! No, guys, don't - the band's falling apart indeed! This is just - Harl's got ice-cream! Do the ice-cream thing! Please stop this!! Too much angst!! And Cy, mate, have faith in the sweet creamy goodness. Listen to the lil man.
Argh. Okay. Cy, tread carefully. Ice-cream cannot fix *any*thing... just make things slightly less awful. Harl, lil man, again, I'm not glaring. It's not your fault. He just can't resist your goodness. Skids, could you be just a little perceptive. Or, actually, not. It'd be much better if you weren't. Aw, Cy, you rock, mate. You're the bestest of friends.
LOL, Tyb, I love your view on things. Mwarf.
Though I'm all pouty now that I realised Skids left Bestest!Friend!Cy to go talk to Tyb. But it's kinda sweet too. Oh well. LOL. Skids, I love your solutions. A bathtub and JD. And I love Tyb's very special sweetness.
I agree with you, Mik. Once more with less romance? Aw. Poor near-friendless Mik. and lol, Izzy, what a friend. looool about Aurora! lol, Allen, man, what a replacement. Demons do it with horns?
I love the Foxman. "Apparently the powers that be have yet to learn of 'subtlety'." lol. "I'm jealous of myself." Ha. Joss, that costume is so... *lack of words*
Aw. They did it. They committed. And Skids was mature!
LA???
Hey, Mik, be nice to Tyb! Well, okay, I don't see any reason why *you* should be, but... humour me? Aw. The scarf. Aw. Tyb. Gimme a hug (no, no groping). Aw. "I said I was healing. Not becoming a saint." Oh yeah. A difference between spontaneous and stupid... Appolo reminds me of a certain Russian gay man who went to a Buffy con. lol, way to go, Tyb!
Ah, getting to the end depresses me. Y'all are probably just thankful I'll stop ranting, but... Mwah. Don't want it to end. "Feeling the lack of gayness," Tab? Me too. Or more like fearing it.
Aw. Skids is all changed. He's Gio now. Aw.
Way to go, Skids!! Er, Gio, I mean Gio! Whatever! Way to bloody go! At long last!!! Yay!!! *does a dance of joy* "I love proving you wrong"? Way to bloody go, babe!!
Oh, Cy, honey... *hug*
Oh! Baby! They're gonna have a baby!! Awwwww!!!!
Aw, Cy, yay! You can do it! Please Ronnie, pleeeeaaaase! Make my drummer boy happy.
Aaaawwwww I'm done.
I think I'll be clinging to the future of Tyb and Gio now. Yes. I see so much of Dam in Tyb. Apart from the bi part.
And, oh yes. The C/S shipper in me seems to, alas, have died. Well, not really died; It's just extra weak by now. Lack of hope does that to you. 'Sides, I like Gio and Tyb.
I'll be shutting up now.
