Remember me? Stuart? Or, as you so memorably put it, the "metrosexual with an eye for empty bling, a self-proclaimed psychology degree and a dangerous will to seduce and manipulate."
Well, you have been a busy little bug haven't you, missy? A right talented little propaganda artist. Pity you never showed any hints of such promise when you were actually still in our employ.
How much money did the magazine pay you to write those snappy, witty diatribes targeting our business? Oh, don't worry, I certainly don't take it personally. I only want an idea so that I can counter-offer with a higher number.
You would be a fool not to accept, so put that newly sharpened brain of yours to good use.
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Date: 2006-01-24 02:23 pm (UTC)Remember me? Stuart? Or, as you so memorably put it, the "metrosexual with an eye for empty bling, a self-proclaimed psychology degree and a dangerous will to seduce and manipulate."
Well, you have been a busy little bug haven't you, missy? A right talented little propaganda artist. Pity you never showed any hints of such promise when you were actually still in our employ.
How much money did the magazine pay you to write those snappy, witty diatribes targeting our business? Oh, don't worry, I certainly don't take it personally. I only want an idea so that I can counter-offer with a higher number.
You would be a fool not to accept, so put that newly sharpened brain of yours to good use.
Stuart Jones
Partner