24 Day 5 ramble-as-I-watch
Jul. 3rd, 2006 07:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fan_eluneDB is. SO. PRETTY.
...oh FUCK. David! They can't kill David. They can't!
Aw, hell, President Jackass. I don't like you. Go away. Tell me David's not dead. "Assassinated"? Guess he is. Don't wanna believe it though. ...oh, Mike, you've been an asshole now and then, but I kinda like you right now.
Black guy! I like you. I can't remember your name, but I liked you last day.
What is that guy doing with Chloe? BLAH. Are we gonna get Chloe romance this time round? Brilliant. Not. GAH.
Derek's a cutie! A bit young, but a cutie. And Derek's not an idiot. Unlike his mother. Who I've seen somewhere. And bores me already.
Aw, Tony! Rawr, Michelle, you're hot. You two are such a good couple. Yes, Michelle, convince him to go back. Because you owe it to David and mostly I want to see more of the two of you. So, what, Michelle's going back and she's going to get killed/wounded/'Chellenapped/something and so Tony will have to step in?
I love Tony's voice. It's - OMIGOD. ...did Michelle just die? It's not - FUCK. Don't kill Tony too, you can't kill Tony! NO WAY. Don't tell me Tony's dead. THERE IS NO WAY. I am now officially in fucking denial.
Oh, Tony's not dead yet. Good. Hopefully this "yet" is just me being pessimistic.
I think the bad guy's Rack. Minus the scar, and minus the hair, but still.
Isn't boring-Jack-she-friend from Working? I think she's from Working. That was a funny little sitcom. I liked it.
...oh, Jack's putting his aviators on. He means business.
Ah, Jack's boring ex love interest. Audrey, right. Brilliant, not. Did Paul end up dying? I can't even remember. Oh, yes! Jack had to force them to let him die to tend to Asian-contact-guy. Oh, Paul.
The first lady already bores me. Why did they kill Michelle? One of the few female characters I like that were still alive. Oh, god, the suspense. Will the neurotic First Lady get to the stage?
What is it about Jack that's hot? I can't fathom it. The set of his shoulders, shape of his torso?
Yay cute Derek! That'll teach you to be nosy. Hopefully he won't be Kimmed up.
I'm sort of liking Psycho First Lady a bit better now. I'd probably be psycho too if I was married to President Jackass. ...moron.
Oh, Edgar - I think you're called Edgar - you bore me already again. So do you, Spencer. Anyone that thinks Chloe's romance material is bound to bore me.
Part of me's still hoping for Chloe to get deadified.
I think it's the combination of cropped hair plus that shirt on his body. It's reminiscent of Chase. I liked Chase. I miss Chase. Oh, and the rolled up sleeves. Me = sucker for forearms.
Jack's still DA MAN.
And it's totally Rack. And Dedalus, if anybody Kindred fan is reading this.
Oh noes! They can't have killed Rack already!
Jack is so going to kill you, Rack. You shouldn't have said yeah. ... Told ya. You just don't kill David and tell that to Jack and live.
Why would David want to tell secrets worth killing/dying for to a psycho First Lady? I'm confused.
The vid's completely going to be Jack. 24 isn't fun if Jack isn't pitted against his own people. *snorts* Theeeere ya go. Yes, Audrey, do look shocked. Idiot. S. Idiots. All of you.
*snorts* Oh, I love Jack's bedside manner. (Though I wouldn't mind him shoving me into the side of a truck.)
Audrey? STFU. Fucking Sue.
Thank you for being smarter than your boss Prez Jackass, you... random... guy whose name I still haven't caught.
Who's the suspect? For a second I expected her to say "Jack Bristow." Which would make as much sense. And he's also supposed to be dead. And I have a ficathon to write. *facepalm*
I hate it when the Sue makes sense. Grmpf.
I like you less than I liked Rack, New!Bad!Guy.
This is one of the worst plans in the history of mankind. The whole going-for-DB thing. In an RPG? Just one, just the one bad throw of dice and you're over and done for. The place is teeming with agents and security, hello!
...is Derek rooting for Jack now? Has Derek just turned into a voice-of-the-viewer character?
And Jack's wearing the aviators again. Business.
...why are you telling him this? Chloe, wtf. He's a kid! And, more importantly, a civilian!
*singsong* DB's on a Maaaac!
DB! DB and Jack! You're so pretty even when you're in pain. Oh, DB. I want to climb you and cling and make you forget the pain. Or hold you while you cry. Oh, DB. So. Very. Pretty. Sooooooooo pretty. And helpful now. And pretty! Did I mention pretty? Prettier than Faith, even.
Oh, Spence, spare us the angst and go hang yourself or something.
Oh, brilliant, now they're going to track Chloe. *eyeroll*
Buchanan! I'd forgotten Bill was called Buchanan. Heeee!
Oh, DB. I love you! ...MARRY ME. I'll try and live up to Gina Torres. Not sure I'll manage, but at least I don't have a husband.
Heee I like Jack smooth and brutal and blam, vlam, schlam you're out.
Like the stairs are gonna be free? Exactly.
I can't believe no one's come to arrest them yet.
Tell me he at least left the kid out. Good, just Chloe. But why is he taking Derek with him? Fucking dangerous, that is. Why won't he just let him go? This makes no sense.
Chloe, you're such a moron. Don't tell them you know but won't tell. Tell them you don't know and that's that.
Aaaaand I'm back to being annoyed by Psycho First Lady. PFL.
President Jackass is a MORON.
Hmmm. I like the New!New!Bad!Guy. With the scruff and the blue eyes and the sexiness.
Oh Derek is smart. He notices things. And then he's dumb and thinks he's a hero. Derek, I swear, cell phones are there for a reason. And mostly, you notice something's wrong, what do you do? YOU GET THE HELL OUT. You are not trained for this. You serve no purpose but to be Kim, damnit!
Okay so New!New!Bad!Guy isn't actually very sexy, my bad. That's what you get when you only half watch what's going on.
It's totally the cropped-hair-shirt-rolled-sleeves that gets me. I'd never before lusted after Jack. This is bad. Possibly I miss Tony that much. Can we know whether he's dead?
Oh, how much am I not surprised that Random!Guy works for New!Bad!Guy.
...what's with the tattoo? How did I not notice the tattoo on the inside of Jack's forearm before? Is it a remnant of his prison infiltration? How did I not notice it for a season and a half?
Ha! See, now that's efficient hostage discipline. See someone trying to use his phone? Kill him. Fucking good example.
Okay, no, New!New!Bad!Guy does have something sexy about him. I don't know. He does! ...and I can now call him Anton instead of New!New!Bad!Guy! Brill! Quicker to type.
Oh, President Jackass. And how much you want to control the press. I despise you. So much. President Jackass never had what it took to handle a crisis. "I want this handled"? "Fix it"? Fuck you, asshole. Trust your wife for a change, and we'll talk about it.
Yay Curtis! I wanna call you Curtis, cool Black guy I like. Are you Curtis? Yeah you're Curtis! Yay! ...guys, the fact that Derek is inside changes absolutely nothing. NOTHING. Hostages are hostages are hostages.
...ta-daaaa. Of course they're gonna kill him. That's what you get when you don't take them seriously. They're real hostage... er... takers.
YES PRESIDENT JACKASS THIS IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT. HUMAN LIVES. NOT YOUR FUCKING ADMINISTRATION.
Aw, come on, you're not gonna kill the cute. Although it'd be kinda cool if you did. ...Derek looks older all of a sudden. He suddenly became Okay To Lust After.
Sandrine you're so pretty. I can't wait for Tim's new show in the fall. Did it get picked up?
Is that Aaron? Tell me it's Aaron. Oh, Aaron! And now it's Aaron and Sandrine. Sandrine, tell him, it's Aaron. He's cool.
Oh, PFL is all with the smooth and sane all of a sudden.
Seriously, I wish they'd kill Derek.
Oh, Derek/Anton moment. Me likes. Me sick and imagining all sorts of Stockholm Syndrome stories.
Seriously, dude. Kill the kid while he's still interesting. Also, it kills me the amount of stuff happening in CTU that CTU doesn't know about. Blah blah blah you're only hearing about this now because you're a Jackass, Mr. President. And now your Random!Guy knows about Jack, brill.
Aaron! Aaaaarooooooon! Keep PFL safe, is all I want.
Aaaand there you go, Anton's on the know. Jack's gonna have to come out if he doesn't want Derek to die. Brilliant! Poor Derek, kid, oh, trembling and. V. realistic acting, for once, of somebody who's that fucking terrified and in shock.
It fucking annoys me that they're making the fact that it's Derek change anything. Him or any other hostage, same deal, right? Christ.
Their president is a weak man. Smart man, Anton, keeping Derek alive because he realised he meant something to Jack. (His twink! Ahem.)
...Derek is going to be in counselling for the rest of his life, if he makes it out alive. Such shock and "omfgthisshould'vecould'vewould'vebeenme" on his face.
Oh, Sandrine, so pretty. You should hook up with DB. When are we seeing Sean Astin and, more importantly, Mark Sheppard? Is Mark going to be speaking with his real accent? One can always hope.
Sean!! There's a hobbit in 24! I can't take him seriously, I see Sam, and I hear the kid from the Goonies. This is too weird. Wait, who is he? His kid or something? Oh, whatever. I don't like him. Never did like Sean.
Tsk, Curtis, don't trust him. Know better, trust your initial instincts of I-don't-like-that-entrance.
Oh, Derek. And please don't kill Curtis kthx. I lusted after him last day.
Oh, god, don't kill Sandrine, please. Pleasepleaseplease. She's too pretty. ...good, no killing her just yet. Where's Mark?
There is more to this than Anton's cause. I wanna know what already.
Please Sean catch his "I'm in position what's-it two," 'cause I'm pretty sure that was code for "I'm bullshitting the hell out of you."
Oh Mark! For a half second Mark yay! I want to tacklecuddle him. And of course he's a bad guy. I'm also pretty sure he's gonna have an American accent, damnit.
Come ON Curtis "I'm in flank 2 position" or whatever? Hellooo! Even I caught it and I don't have a clue what it means.
Heee Jack/Derek love! Sorry. But come on. "What about you?" said Derek with tearfilled eyes. Jack's heartache was etched in his every feature. "Come here," he told him, pulling Derek into a hug. OTP, guys, OTP.
Aaaand Mark is gone and okay, Jack's wristwatch? Forearm porn.
Oh Derek you cutie you're so traumatised great acting kid.
Things are going way too well you just know something horrible's about to happen, and that it's all gonna be Mark's fault.
Okay Sean's character's too good to be true.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaark!!! Oh, I want to sex you up. I'm sorry, but you just had a very sexy "I'm da man" look. And your hair! I love your hair. So cute. Perfect to get fistfuls of.
PFL's so going to get dead, isn't she? Ha! ...okay, so he doesn't need to kill her, good point.
Is Tony going to be back? Tony better be back. I want some Tony! And who's Jean Smart? The name disturbs me. Gah, she's PFL.
...Mark's accent's weird, man.
Sandrine. Pretty Sandrine. President JACKASS. MORON. This is just wrong. Understandable, ish, but WRONG.
What's with the matrix exactly, New!Bad!Guy (Who's Really Not New By Now Anymore)?
Oh, Random!Guy has someone inside CTU, and a him? It's Spencer or it's Sean.
HOW CAN YOU TRUST SEAN HE'S A KID LOOK AT HIM. I don't care that he really isn't, he IS.
*snorts* Yeah, Spence, that's what Chloe's really like. And you totally are the mole. Blah blah blah Edgar and Chloe talk, blah blah blah can you get more boring.
*singsong* Tony's going to live!
Why is Audrey talking to Diane, Jack, you ask? Why, because they thought it'd be a great idea to put your ex whose husband you killed and your maybe future or possibly current girlfriend in the same room. *nods* Yes.
Chloe, you suck at the whole social skills thing. And also, guys? Spencer is never going to be the new Nina. Or anything else much. *eyeroll* WE. DON'T. CARE. Now you'd better manage to stop Spence.
Heh. Spencer is so not Nina. I miss Nina. Why did Jack have to kill her? Okay, it was great that he screwed up, but still. I miss her. And Tony. Can we see Tony again? I can't believe they killed Michelle. Yes, the episode is boring me. Oh, pretty Sandrine!
Oh, Bill. When you get worked up and angry like that it's McQueen I see. (From Space Above and Beyond?) And I love it.
I knew it, of course she'd have committed suicide. Duh. Or.... yep. She's gone. The First Lady's run away from home! Heeee.
Tony!!!!!!!!!! YAY TONY!!!!!!!! Go on, go, run, fly, Jack! I want Tony! ...oh, Derek and Jack reunited. Oh, seriously, you guys. You know you want to make out. "Sit down and talk?" More like "lie down and shag." Just saying. TONY! ...fuck they're not gonna kill Tony now, are they? With a stray bullet? Yay Jack!
And we almost had Tony. Well, at least we saw him. Heee Mark has his own little square! I like the way they shoot people in custody. They're shooting Spencer, with the light, the same way they used to shoot the blond sister in Day 2. Oh, Spence, I kinda like you right now.
OMIGOD SOMEONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS CORRUPTED NO REALLY? *eyeroll* Not the most suspenseful end of an episode ever.
Heee! Jack/Mike! Jack knows to go for Mike and not Prez Jackass. "I know how much he meant to you"? Did David and Mike have a thing after Sherry's death? *snorts*
OTP again! Seriously, Derek's so in love with Jack. Joey agrees.
Sorry, PFL. Aaron's pretty damn cool, but not that cool.
Mark's accent is so weird. It's half between his accent and a bad Eastern accent. It's so odd. And I want to cuddle him! He's so cute.
Yeah, Audrey, please bother and destabilise Jack in the middle of a job. *eyeroll*
Of course Aaron would mention it to the president. Yay for Aaron being Aaron!
Oh, god, it's all about justifying more military presence in the Middle East it's brilliant. Oh yay. Oh Aaron/Jack moment. This is getting good. I'm liking this.
Yay Bill!
Pretty Sandrine. You know you can kick ass if need be. I'll never see her as not-kickass.
Heee Aaron/Jack! Aaron, you were always too smart for this job. You'd helped David once. Are they all so gullible? And god, President Jackass, will you just not go with this? Christ. You're such a jackass. And so weak. You just go along with whatever people are telling you. BLAH. GIVE ME DAVID BACK.
Please, PFL, tell him to FUCK THE HELL OFF. Leave him. LEAVE HIM. Why aren't you leaving him already?
Ivan! Mark's called Ivan. For some reason that just makes me think of Ivan Sergei (how cute was he in the Break Up?), and Sandrine, and Tim's next show, and Nicholas.
Heee! Of course Mark's one step ahead of you. Yay! Duh. *snorts* Oh well, what a surprise. Random!Guy's plan went awry and the terrorists got a hold of the gas. *eyeroll*
Oh, Mark. I want to cuddle you so. Badly. And you're so tiny! Heee! Of course now you're going to want to use the gas on the US.
Oh for fuck's sake, Prez, you almost went along with him. Shut up! You're incompetent. You have nothing to say, here. Just shut up. You're boring me.
DO NOT BRING KIM IN. However, feel free to bring Tony back. Like, whenever.
Heeee! He's tiny but he's mean. Don't piss Mark off.
And now we have the whole Sean has a whole personal life issue thing and god, bored. Bored bored bored.
Heeee Patrick! Patrick Bauchau! I didn't know he was in there. Yay! Patrick/Mark acting yay! And Jack and Curtis to come yay!
...for once I like Chloe. I feel dirty.
*eyeroll* Yes, Audrey, do go get Kim, that way I can be DOUBLY BORED.
Heee! What's his name. The guy from The Zeppo and Cash-in-Kindred! This is clearly old-Kindred-actor Day.
You should be beating the SHIT out of him, PFL.
Patrick and Mark yay!
Poor cute security guard.
Oh, god, phew. Because, you know, DON'T KILL CURTIS.
Patrick and Kiefer now yay!
I bet what'shername the skeletton chick is more than what she says. Because otherwise what's her point?
Oh, Cash. Cal, actually! Cal. You're very shaggable. Ivan and Cal yay!
Oh, so that's her point. Boring boring boring. Where's Mia Kirshner? Dead, incarcerated? I can't remember. Bloody stupid move, Sean, anyway.
He does have nice jeans. Jack, I mean.
...Random!Guy committed suicide, didn't he? Why else would Mike be all somber and shit? ...ha! I knew it.
Sean's a wimp! Heh. What did the guy take beside money?
Yay no Kim for the moment!
Skeletton!Chick bores me already.
No!! Mark just killed Cash. No, Mark! Hmpf. I liked Cash. Like I said, shaggable.
Ha! Way to go, Skeletton!Chick. Now you just screwed them over royally.
Sandrine, you're so pretty.
PFL, it's time to realise that your hubby's a fucking PUSHOVER.
This is not about the public YOU IDIOT. It's about human lives. A few against a lot, and you have a decision to make, and... come on, please be humane. FUCK. Ack. David wouldn't have gone for this. Or he would've, and it'd have killed him inside. Prez Jackass is just "get me those cannisters!"
Oh, god, Jack, THANK YOU for being more humane than your fucking president yay!
...so they're going to manage without Jack's help? Brilliant. So he'll have given the wrong code for nothing.
That bad guy - the one that just got away - keeps reminding me of Rupert Everett, and I have no clue why. Rupert or Richard Armitage. But waaaaaaay less attractive. And more Rupert than Richard. But really, not with the sexy.
Looks like there's only women and children in this mall. Is this a lesbian-only mall or something? A feminist mall?
Ha! Now he's given the mask over, like I thought he should. Good one. Yay for lil girl!
Oh, god, fuck you Mr. President.
Damnit, Unsexy-Rupert's dead.
NO WAY. They just killed Mark. Damnit.In my mind he's totally getting with Cal in the afterlife to have wild hot ectoplasmic sex.
Mr President stop barking the fuck at people. I don't like Sean either but seriously. God! And god, Sean, asshole. Stupid decision.
Oh, Curtis, I like you so much. Not as much as I ever liked Tony. But still.
And there you go, Jack's gonna go lone wolf again. Jack against the rest of the world yay! Nothing personal, Curtis.
Yeah, okay, now I'm staring at Jack's jeans all the time. I love his flexibility, always working with whoever he needs to work with. Man, he wasn't kidding when he said he had a weapon. I expected a simple gun. ...there's something of a younger, fatter Jack Bristow to this guy's face. I want the same cell phone that reads super sekkrit chips!
...why is there clubbing music? Good beat. Heh.
Oh, thank you, PFL. She's right. SHE'S RIGHT. Yes, Prez Asshat (thanks![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
honeyfitz!), it is that simple. Just like it was that simple for Jack.
You're such a whiny brat, Sean. OH NO YOU DON'T FIRE BILL. I LOVE BILL. BILL BILL BILL BILL! Asshole, Sean. ASS. HOLE.
PREZ. ASSHAT YOUR WIFE IS RIGHT YOU SUCK. Unless you gave them the wrong intel. Which would rock.
Heee PFL rocks! Good thinking. Oh, Aaron. I LOVE YOU AARON.
Oh, President Asshat, come ON. You're not gonna let her be killed, are you? ARE YOU?
God, Sean, you absolute moron. You really can't work under pressure either. Brilliant. The president's incompetence is catching. Aren't you supposed to be trained to work under pressure?
I'm wondering how PFL is going to react if he does not call them back.
GOD, Sean's out of control. GOD, control freak much!
Heee! Jack just got had.
Oh, god, SEAN. Seriously. I told you, he's a kid! God. Heh, Curtis knows his boss is sucking big time. CAN SOMEONE FUCKING REPORT SEAN ALREADY. Seriously. They need a replacement. They need Bill back in charge. Come on, Curtis. You're the new Tony, man! You need to. Do what's right.
...what, they're praying? Ha!
Sean, for hell's sake, this isn't about you. It's about national security. YAY CURTIS! YOU DA MAN. Heee Sean's such a hobbit among the rest of 'em tall guys. YAY BILL!
God. I can't believe he'd let his wife - GOD AARON NO WAY. Aaron's indestructible! Aaron needs to live! And these terrorists are sucky? Oh Aaron yay you rock! AAAAAAROOOOON! There are no words for how much you rock. You just saved the fucking day!
Now you'd better leave him, PFL.
*snickers* Jack got completely had. ...good one, Jack.
TONY! ...you're gonna lie to him about Michelle? God. Tony. *cuddles*Aw, McQueen. It's a McQueen moment.
...are they going to go for CTU again? With Sean's keycard? ("Don't worry about it. In a little while, you're going to" be dead.)
Yes, Prez. Asshat, you should've, but Mike's got a point. Guilt trips later. You need to step the fuck up and be a good president for once.
Come on Tony you can tell when you're being lied to. Aha! Tony, you rock. Even when you're limping. Oh, man. Aw, Tony. Carlos, you fucking amazing actor. Tony. My poor little heart and yeah sure, those pictures would just pop up.
Aha! I like the Russian. He's so very cool and no-bullshit. Oh, Prez. Asshat, seriously. How am I supposed to like him?
Sean, tell them about the fucking keycard! I know you don't want your sis to get into trouble, but her best chance is for you to tell them! Christ. Nobody's going to pay him that kind of money. They're going to kill you both.
Sandrine, yay! Stand up to the president. Aha! Yay! Pretty!Sandrine rocks! ...I hope we'll see DB again at some point. Yay for her asking after Aaron! I love Aaron.
Seriously, Jack, lose the hoodie? It makes it very hard to lust after you. Plus you must be too hot.
...I know that hospital guy. ...isn't he the guy got Goaulded up at the very beginning of SG1?
Everybody has Macs in this show. Macs are the new PC. They're everywhere. And why didn't he tie her up?
We're all lucky there are men like Aaron. Mike, I'm starting to not like you all over again. Mike! Don't get angry at Aaron. Aw, Aaron. Aaron who just did his job.
I'm still hoping we're not gonna see Kim. I'm fine with people mentioning her again and again. But never seeing her.
Go on, Jack. Do do it. OH MY GOD JACK YOU ROCK. You ROCK! You shot her! YOU SHOT HER! ...sonofabitch is right.
Please don't kill Curtis please don't kill Curtis please don't kill Curtis yay! They rock.
WELL DUH. Of course he's gonna kill you, Sean's sister and Sean's sister's pimp/dealer/boyfriend.
They do want to get to CTU. All I know is: Tony's in there! YOU DO NOT KILL TONY. Okay? Okay.
Ya know who should totally be in 24? Sark. Well, no, Julian. Not Sark. Julian. Just because I long for some Julian. (Some Sark too, but I only get him in fics by now, and that's fine.)
Oh, brilliant. In ten seconds we learn that 1) Bill has no time for Tony. 2) Kim's here. *eyethefuckroll* And that's not Chase. Did she leave Chase? Bitch. I'll cuddle Chase. ...Chase left her? WAY TO GO. Woot woot! I won't cuddle him, then, we'll skip straight to the sex. Yuh-huh.
Chase was so much hotter than this guy.
Mr. Vice-President! Audrey-dad! Leland. Yes, I still want to call him Leland because for some reason he reminds me of Twin Peaks's Leland... Palmer?
...martial law? CHRIST. Mike's right. Prez. Asshat, come ON. SUCH A FUCKING PUSHOVER. Christ. You were never meant to be president. And you haven't forgotten it.
Aw, hell, Bad!Guy's in. Let me kindly remind you that YOU CAN'T KILL TONY. Even if it's his choice to sacrifice himself 'cause 'Chelle's dead. Let's just be clear on that.
Kim'd better slap him. ...I'm sorry, who ARE you? Barry guy. The fuck, seriously. He sounds more like her guru than her boyfriend.
No, Kim, please don't stay just a little longer. Just go. I don't wanna see you. Or, you know, stay and get dead. Your choice. But yes those are your only two options.
Heeeee Tony! Oh, god, Tony. You're killing me. ...of course they'll let him cut a deal. God, Tony. Aw. You're going to kill him, aren't you.
Hee! Psychologist. I knew he was her guru rather than her boyfriend. Don't they have a special interrogation guy anymore? Now it's DIY interrogation? Oh, okay, they do, it was just Jack doing the talking.
God, PFL. Come on. You know you can talk him out of this. Hopefully.
SEAN IT MIGHT BE TIME TO FUCKING TELL THEM ABOUT THE FUCKING KEYCARD. Sean. Seriously! TELL BILL.
YAY LOCKDOWN CTU woot woot! I mean, you should totally be evacuating Tony right now. Just sayin'. Yay smoothness Jack. Damnit. Hopefully guy ain't dead. Is he dead? Damnit. He is.
OH FUCK. The gas is already deploying? GET TONY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BUILDING. Please tell me Tony's safe. Is clinic isolation his? Tell me he's safe. Please. Please please please. He doesn't seem to be coughing. Please?
Oh, god. Edgar. That's harsh. Good, but harsh. Brilliant. I didn't really like him, but. Ah, the shrink must be telling himself that this place is a goldmine for him, because there ain't no way any of these people don't need a hell of a therapy, they do this regularly. Or even just once in their lives. And this is Day Five.
Yay a shrink in the place! Of course he can help her. Better than Jack yelling at her.
Wait, so Tony's in clinic isolation. So's Chris. Just sayin'. Tony, Chris, same place. ...Tony don't - too late. Tony, please. Tony, they need information from him. Please please please. Tony. ...this is such an Inigo Montoya moment. "My name is Tony Almeida. You killed my wife. Prepare to die." Listen to Jack, Tony. He didn't kill Nina for, pfft, two Days. Tony, please. Please listen to Jack. "Hurry up"? OH TONY SO MUCH LOVE.
OH LELAND SHUT THE FUCK UP. SERIOUSLY.
I love when I can predict big suspenseful ta-dam lines. Such imaginative writing, that show.
Come on.
Ahahahaha poor shrink guy. Chloe talks down to everybody even in non-crisis situations.
Okay this is a great character redemption end for Sean, way to go. Thank you, Sean. I'm not hating you anymore. It's redemption for you. And I like the randomness of the security guard, and how he didn't want to die, and stuff. Small personnel. They matter too. Oh, Sean. Goodbye.
No, Prez. Asshat, you're doing this because you're a fucking pushover.
Who's the sexy bitch there? DESMOND!!!! Not that he's the sexy bitch, but the sexy bitch is SEXING DESMOND UP! Oh, god, DESMOND SO MUCH LOVE. He's going to get dead super soon, isn't he.
Tony's back on the job, inni. ...no he isn't, he's going to kill him. Goddamnit Tony DON'T. You're going back to jail if you do that. FUCK TONY DON'T. PLEASE. I don't want you in jail, please, please, please please please. Don't. FUCK NO. NO WAY. CAN SOMEBODY SAVE TONY HE DIDN'T DO IT PLEASE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL TONY.
OH FUCK THEM. There's no day since Day One that hasn't made me cry. There we go. Tonytonytonytonytony.
My Jack/Tony minor-OTP is back. Jack, you better make Chris pay. After he talks. Make him SUFFER.
Fuck you, Homeland Security. (Ugh. I like Chloe again.)
DB!! PRETTY DB!! Oh, DB's coming over, which means he's going to be in the same place as Sandrine, which means pretty pretty super pretty babies in the future. Aaron and DB yay! Much as I didn't really like DB last time, this time he's brilliant. Leland, you asshole.
Ah, Desmond. SO SEXY. And that voice. THAT VOICE. You're so fucking sexy Dez. I want to straddle you and lick my way down your body. So much sexier than the girl. ...right. Er. I'm getting way distracted from the plot here, and porn-talking Desmond. It's all good.
Bill! Yay no-BS Bill confronting her and standing up for his people! Oh, BillMcQueen Buchanan. ...and Audrey so knows he's BSing her. She's much more standable than last Day, yanno.
Desmond, Desmond, Desmond, Desmond! ...where's Desmond? I want Desmond! *woe* Desmond's gone. DESMOND! Curtis vs. Dez vs. Jack. Dez is so undercover with the not-as-sexy-as-him bitch. Ha! I knew it. Come on, Desmond. Theo. Whatever. (Love Theo, though. As a name.)
...is Jack coming on to Dez? He can't resist the SEXY. ...or not. Unless this whole list thing is just an allegory for TEH SEX. I don't wanna know how Chloe fits in this allegory, though. Really, really, really don't.
*snorts* The coffee thing is the oldest tactic in existence and he falls for it? *SNORTS!* Heh! "Not where I left you." Heeee.
...so they're not killing her? Good. For a second I was worried there. Is she really called Colette? Her parents were Hugo fans?
Yay DB! Leland, you better let him through. I need myDB/Sandrine babies DB/Aaron moment. DB so pretty. Yay he's let through!
Oh, Desmond. Please don't get deadified. Why? Because he cares about her is why. Oh, Dez. I love you. Bear my babies.
Chloe's in trouble again. Shocker. The way Jack's always asking her to break the law. OH MCQUEEN! Bill, you need to be angry more often. Jack's completely right! Homeland!Security!Gal, do take this chance. Oh god Desmond you are sex made Scottish.
This is a great sequence, with Des driving off, and her look, and the music.
...who did Theo just call? Is he a traitor? Or is he sending this to German intelligence - ahahaha you got had. I'm sorry, Theo. *sexes him up to make him feel a bit better, if only temporarily*
Why aren't you just interrogating her, instead of listening to her immunity deal thing?
WTF!!!!!!! DB! He's never gonna have Sandrine's babies like this! FUCKFUCKFUCK. DB! Who is the fucking traitor that - Leland? Is it Leland? I will gouge his eyes out myfucking self. Oh, god, DB.
Ha! Audrey's a traitor? HA! That must be why I started to like her.
I'm really hoping it's not a lie, and that Audrey really is a traitor. That would be way cool.
...they wanna torture her? God. This is harsh. I'm betting she isn't a traitor. Damnit. Please tell me she is. Ha! Of course they'd bring up Nina. Great continuity.
...Audrey was fucking Chris? Ha! Or the other guy, whatever.
Oh, the Edgar-replacement is a cutie. Wow, Chloe said thanks? And was a decent human being? Huh. And oh, Cutie-Pie knows Homeland!Security!Guy.
Oh, McQueen, trying to stand up for Audrey. She totally is innocent. Damnit. Damnitdamnitdamnit. ...or maybe not, if Jack just got put into holding for her.
DB! DB! DB! You can't kill him, he's too pretty! Too pretty to die!
Ha! Chloe's sticking up for Cutie-Pie. Woot woot! Seriously, when'd she become human? Edgar should've died long ago.
Oh god Aaron - Aaron! Aaron and DB!! Yay! Best team ever! Since when can DB use those weapons? Who cares!
Good going, Cutie-Pie. Heee! ...and she is so a compulsive liar with delusions of persecution or some sort of sex issue. Way to go.
God, Aaron, DB, I'm so fucking terrified for you guys. I like that there's so much Aaron action this day around. But I'm also very frightened for him. Oh fuck DB's hurt!
Jack's running for his life away from explosions and all I can think is "give us another shot of his legs! those jeans!"
DB and Sandrine in this episode, let's everybody cross their fingers thank you.
Aw the hero shot Christ hell *facepalm* seriously. With the music and all.
Yay! DB and Sandrine!! AHA! There will be pretty babies! You better not kill either of them. Oh they're both so so so pretty and they're having a scene together with lots of tension yay! ...oh Sandrine. You already have a baby? And it's not with DB? That's just wrong.
That's just so wrong. Homeland Security taking over.
Audrey if you sign this I'm hating you ALL OVER AGAIN. With a fiery passion. YAY AUDREY!!! *signs up to the Bill Buchanan fanclub Audrey's running*
Heh! Jack's finally seeing that it's all Leland's fault. Wait, I thought Leland was Audrey's father? I'm so confused. I think I'm getting everybody mixed up.
I can't believe she's signing Bill off. For reasons I can't even hate her for. *clings to Bill*
Oh, Sandrine's kid is so pretty! She's forgiven for not having her with DB. She could be a young River. Awww.
Heh! The Wayne/Leland faceoff is like the best cowboy kind of stuff for a second here. Unflinching gaze. I love DB's eyes. (Sopretty!)
Aw, Bill! You look so shocked and betrayed. I'm so sorry. *cuddles Bill*
Oh god DB so much grief over your brother. And Sandrine, so much guilt. And the kid and them and so much pretty.
Oh, Bill. Bill! *clings* I'll miss you!
Oh god Jack/DB OTPing now! Well, except DB really needs to make babies with Sandrine. DB, seriously, you OWN ME. Jack, you should seriously be telling him no. Much as I adore him.
Leland, you're so obviously ev0l, seriously. *eyefuckingroll*
They're so gonna kill DB and/or Sandrine, aren't they. And seriously, since when is DB trained for this? Go on, DB! Yay! I love the fact that he paused and waited until he couldn't not to kill that guy. It was that pause of "alright, now I'm taking a human life."
Damnit! Chris escaped. And fuck, I knew Sandrine got hit. Damnit.
OMG THE PRESIDENT IS NOT AN ASSHAT HE'S AN ASSHOLE AND THE BIG FUCKING BAD WOOT WOOT! Way to go! This is way better characterisation and blowing off everything we think we know about a character than what they did with a certain someone in the Veronica Mars S2 finale. Seriously. BRILLIANT!
Oh, god, so much love for DB. I love his voice when he's talking to the kid. He'd make a great father. Just saying. Awww he called her sweetie! I love his voice the rest of the time, too, mind you. Oh, Sandrine, you rock. DB's so tall compared to Jack heee! Yes I fangirl over very small things. But mmm a man with some bulk. MmmmmDB is enough, actually.
For some reason Homeland!Security!Guy gives me a Stephen Rea vibe. Which I haven't said before because it annoys me because I like Rea now and I don't like this guy but, yeah, that's the case.
I like Homeland!Security!Girl more and more, though.
I love the DB/Jack team. And yes, for the record, I'm well aware that I should (heee Jack jeans!) call him Wayne already but I don't care.
Wait, Audrey's dad is Leland. They're both Leland. Now I'm wondering if the Vice President isn't really Leland. *goes and IMDbs* Ha! The Vice President really is Leland Palmer! Heeee! Damnit now I can't call Audrey's dad Leland anymore. He needs a new name. DoD-Dad, I suppose, will have to do.
Oh, Aaron, you're so going to be heartbroken at figuring out that the Prez is rotten.
Awwww, the kid's crying. Oh, god. Oh. It's so sad. And Sandrine's trying. She's gonna pass out and, yep. Kid's gonna call an ambulance and they're gonna get Sandrine this is so wrong. But the kid crying thing was so right.
Oh, Aaron so knows something's wrong. Oh, Aaron. You rock. HEEE I LOVE YOU AARON. Totally in with Jack. Yay!!
Don't tell him, DB! God, the writers are so bad at exposition.
Oh, the poor kid.
...I can't believe you're apologising, PFL. Did he kill Sandrine? And the kid? Better not. But I don't see why he wouldn't. Of course he did, no reason why not.
Why did thy completely drop the whole sexual harassment psycho thing?
Actually, I do love when they get random civilians to help. Like the guys in the store last Day, with Paul? Where Paul saved Jack? And Bank!Guy is cool.
BILL! Woohoo!!! I LOVE BILL! *gets da pompoms out* DB/Bill yay!
I'm afraid this is getting very Serenity, get-the-truth-out-like, but without the involvement of the "little people" that Serenity was all about. Shame.
...now's when I hope they can trust DoD-Dad. Ha! I knew they couldn't. This is wrong. This is why they should've gone about it Serenity style! Let the public know! You can't stop the signal except if you hand it over to the fucking president hello!
Yay Homeland!Security!Gal for going to Mike!
...Mike, you do not want to have this conversation with the president without Aaron being around. Tell me Aaron's around. Please.
...smooth, Chloe. I'm impressed. Don't they have cameras, though? Surveillance? Security sucks in this place! Heee Cutie-Pie got had! By Chloe! I still dislike her but yay Chloe!
You shouldn't've let PFL know you knew, Aaron. She's a manipulative bitca. I say that with some form of respect for her character. She is.
YAY BILL! Where's DB? Where. Is. DB? He should be here! Bill what have you done with DB? *pouts*
...oh god Aaron's cell phone did he get killed? PLEASE NO. AARON. I NEED AARON TO STILL BE ALIVE. HE'S AARON.
Hee Jack in action and hellooo jeans!
Oh, I like the guy. ...the one that just died. Damn. The one that was on DoD-Dad's security team that Jack teamed up with against the chopper and that died almost straight away. Oops.
Heh. Leland!Squared. Ish.
...there's gonna be Paul McCrane? Woohoo! I haven't seen him in anything since ER. *has huge Romano love*
Yay Bill!Central! I love that they're doing CTU outside of CTU. Who needs tons of analysts and super material? I wish Tony was still around.
Yay to Cautious!Chris. See, Prez, he's got you figured out. He's a smart man. I like smart villains that know how to survive. Even though he's so gonna get dead and well he should HE KILLED TONY.
Holy FUCK, DoD-Dad, that was BRILLIANT. Jack! Don't be mad at him over David and DoD-Dad only! What about fucking TONY! Hellooo!!!!
Pauuuuul! Oh, god, I missed you. And he just snapped at the prez yay! That's my Paul alright. And, god, Prez got Aaron killed. *HATES!*
I sort of like this moment between Jack and Audrey. The emotion and the intimacy. When he leaves her there with Chris.
Heeee Paul I love you! You're such a brat.
Heh, I knew it was a bad idea to leave Audrey there. I still like her, though. ....yay Curtis!
Come on, Homeland!Security!Gal. You know you want to be on Bill's side. Heee! Thank you.
Kirk Avecedo woot woot! Ahem. Possibly I'm an Oz' fangirl.
Heh, I like the way Bill handles Chloe. Answers her questions until really, now's time to go, and he bosses us over and outside and away.
Heee! Another Oz' Alumnus! Also Firefly Alumnus. Who got Blue-Gloved up, the Alliance officer who made a deal with Jayne. And he was the basketball player of a guard in Oz'. You just know he's going to annoy Chloe.
Heeee Miguel! I'm sorry, Kirk's totally Miguel for me. Ha! Good one, Jack. ....nice, smooth. Except Miguel the air marshall is totally going to wake up and then there will be chaos.
Heh! Mike is totally wishing for the old days of David and Sherry.
Aaaand there we are. Chaos on a plane. *holds back on the motherfucking jokes* Man, Miguel so doesn't sound like Miguel. Maybe I should call him the air marshall instead. He's completely the bad guy, too. Come on. That's the best way to go.
*cackles* Way to go with the tazer, Chloe.
Oh, Homeland!Security!Guy, STFU. Bill ROCKS. *snorts* Mike is fucking tired of all this shit.
*cackles* Way to go with the tazer again, Chloe.
Heeee! Paul. And I'm back to being bored by the presidential couple. Oh, Paul, brilliant idea! No, really.
Oh Curtis you're so pretty when you're happy to be giving good news.
Paul!! Yes, I'm going to squee each time. Paul, Paul, Paul, that's making Romano seem very nice compared to this one.
Mike, you're not going to let him do that, are you! You know something's wrong. You know.
...why can't Jack simply parachute down? Doesn't every plane have some parachutes? Come on. They must do.
Ha! You have no reason to shoot the plane now!
Ack those jeans yay! And I can't believe they made it whoa.
Yay Jack and Curtis reunited oh fuck. Yay Curtis you rock! Great one. You rock.
...I know Asian!Guy, don't I. Where from? Mmm. And I wouldn't feel secure sending Chris anywhere else while things are so unsettled.
I can't believe DoD-Dad's gonna be alright. Seriously. Oh Audrey/Jack kiss I kinda like yay! Tsk, 'course it's not over. There's still three episodes to go. But enjoy the quiet before the storm, darlings. Aw that kiss to the knee was so sweet. When did I become okay with the fact that she'd forgiven him for Paul?
That. Is suicide music. Tell me he's not going to commit suicide. Please. Too easy. ...is he going to kill her, too? Okay, so no. Oh come on kill yourself or don't, but stop - though I can understand the need for one last single malt. Is it single malt? It should be. Come on, do you have the guts? Heh, yes, take the comm first. ...oh, it's so Homeland!Security!Guy. Stupid fucking guy.
Oh those jeans.
Okay, so why would Chris want to do more damage? I thought he cared about this country and stuff. Mmm.
I can't believe they killed Aaron. Seriously. And that his death was so lowkeyed that it wasn't even showed, like they couldn't afford to hire the actor again. Eeep! Aaron's not dead yay! ...Aaron you're going to get dead. *snorts!* You called him Charles. Aaron you're brilliant, I love you. I loved you for five years, and I will love you forever.
Heee Chloe's snappy again, things are back on track. Oh, Bill, I love you. The more I love him the more I see McQueen.
Ooooooh so that wasn't Chris. Right. I completely got them mixed up.
I can't believe they're making a deal with Chris fucking I-got-David-and-Chelle-killed-and-killed-the-hell-out-of-Tony Henderson.
Aaron! ...oh, PFL. Do save Aaron, please. Yay Aaron! Damnit. Yay! Yay PFL!! She saved Aaron!!!!!! WOOHOO!! AARON LIVES! THIS IS A GENERAL PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD, AARON LIVES!
Oh, Curtis got shot. And ha! Jack so got had.
I really, really hope Aaron isn't gonna die on her. And us.
...coordinates for the TARDIS? ...he said target, didn't he. Oh, targets.I'm not obsessed. Shut up.
Oh, I like that cute little engineer officer. He looks like an F2M. Just sayin'. Don't ask don't tell and all, why not? And god, kid, I feel sorry for you.
That was a cool kill, Jack. As far as kills get.
And now this, this is good suspense. We know Jack's going to win, obviously, but still. Tense moment. ...heh. He likes to kill people with his thighs. *does not make slashy jokes*
*SNORTS!* Of course Jack wouldn't give him a loaded weapon. AND HE MENTIONED TONY AND MICHELLE ON TOP OF DAVID THANK YOU JACK. *cheers!* Not that I'm for the death penalty, but otherwise the guy walked. Oh, cutie engineer maybe F2M kid.
*echoes Chloe* ...what d'you mean you're going after Logan? ...ugh. Dirty again. This is a new low. And of course you'd go after Logan. He deserves it. Again, not for the death penalty, but in 24world? He deserves it, and there's no other way.
Paul!
Aaron!!!! Aaron and Mike! Aaron Aaron Aaron! I love his look, so roughed up. Not in a lustworthy way, hell no, but it's made to be iconed, with the blood red enhanced. Oh, Aaron. Oh, god, I LOVE that Aaron didn't kiss her. And the emotion behind his thanks. Brilliant.
...does he really want to kill Logan and is BSing them, or does he really want to bring him to justice? I am SO behind him on that plan.
He's not going to believe her, is he. ...if she sleeps with him to make him stay, it's brilliant. She has all my respect. God.
Did the gayest straight guy on earth just call Chloe sweetheart or something? *dies laughing*
I love how Aaron just checked his pulse.
Ugh. You slime.
Oh, god, Kiefer's intense. This is the best way to interrogate the slime. Just look, no word. Man can't take it. And he's supposed to be POTUS.
Hee I love the way Chloe flinched when Straight!Gay!Man called her love. Aaand I love the way she's not putting pressure on Jack.
He's going to do it. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. ...wait, he isn't doing it?
I can't believe the slimeball's getting away with it. Tell me something's going to happen. What about poor PFL? God. Something needs to happen. I won't believe it. Whose body is that? David's? Where's DB? Oh, god, PFL. SLIMEBALL.
Somebody has to be taping that. Right? Right. They NEED to be. WHERE IS DB. Or, you know, Aaron. Or somebody. I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE WAS TAPING THIS.
Where IS DB? Is he still in danger? Why? Now that the proof is gone? They totally placed a bug on the president himself, didn't they? BRILLIANT. *CHEERS!* Yes he did! Woot woot!
...she looks too good, this is too perfect, Jack's so going to get dead, isn't he. And that's a beautiful kiss. And Kim is calling? So dead. Unless Kim isn't really calling, in which case it's just a ploy to kill him, and so, you know, he's still gonna wind up dead. Except not because he's Jack. Ha! Knew it.
Aaaaaw Bill I love you! Ask her out already, will you. Heeee! Oh, lovely! His smile! *smooches Bill*
Oh, god, of course they won't kill him. Poor Jack. Can't wait for next season. I'll wait a year, though.
I'll likely make a more ordered spoilery post tomorrow. ...later today. After I get some sleep. It's 7 am, people. I am dead. And going to crash in bed.
...oh FUCK. David! They can't kill David. They can't!
Aw, hell, President Jackass. I don't like you. Go away. Tell me David's not dead. "Assassinated"? Guess he is. Don't wanna believe it though. ...oh, Mike, you've been an asshole now and then, but I kinda like you right now.
Black guy! I like you. I can't remember your name, but I liked you last day.
What is that guy doing with Chloe? BLAH. Are we gonna get Chloe romance this time round? Brilliant. Not. GAH.
Derek's a cutie! A bit young, but a cutie. And Derek's not an idiot. Unlike his mother. Who I've seen somewhere. And bores me already.
Aw, Tony! Rawr, Michelle, you're hot. You two are such a good couple. Yes, Michelle, convince him to go back. Because you owe it to David and mostly I want to see more of the two of you. So, what, Michelle's going back and she's going to get killed/wounded/'Chellenapped/something and so Tony will have to step in?
I love Tony's voice. It's - OMIGOD. ...did Michelle just die? It's not - FUCK. Don't kill Tony too, you can't kill Tony! NO WAY. Don't tell me Tony's dead. THERE IS NO WAY. I am now officially in fucking denial.
Oh, Tony's not dead yet. Good. Hopefully this "yet" is just me being pessimistic.
I think the bad guy's Rack. Minus the scar, and minus the hair, but still.
Isn't boring-Jack-she-friend from Working? I think she's from Working. That was a funny little sitcom. I liked it.
...oh, Jack's putting his aviators on. He means business.
Ah, Jack's boring ex love interest. Audrey, right. Brilliant, not. Did Paul end up dying? I can't even remember. Oh, yes! Jack had to force them to let him die to tend to Asian-contact-guy. Oh, Paul.
The first lady already bores me. Why did they kill Michelle? One of the few female characters I like that were still alive. Oh, god, the suspense. Will the neurotic First Lady get to the stage?
What is it about Jack that's hot? I can't fathom it. The set of his shoulders, shape of his torso?
Yay cute Derek! That'll teach you to be nosy. Hopefully he won't be Kimmed up.
I'm sort of liking Psycho First Lady a bit better now. I'd probably be psycho too if I was married to President Jackass. ...moron.
Oh, Edgar - I think you're called Edgar - you bore me already again. So do you, Spencer. Anyone that thinks Chloe's romance material is bound to bore me.
Part of me's still hoping for Chloe to get deadified.
I think it's the combination of cropped hair plus that shirt on his body. It's reminiscent of Chase. I liked Chase. I miss Chase. Oh, and the rolled up sleeves. Me = sucker for forearms.
Jack's still DA MAN.
And it's totally Rack. And Dedalus, if any
Oh noes! They can't have killed Rack already!
Jack is so going to kill you, Rack. You shouldn't have said yeah. ... Told ya. You just don't kill David and tell that to Jack and live.
Why would David want to tell secrets worth killing/dying for to a psycho First Lady? I'm confused.
The vid's completely going to be Jack. 24 isn't fun if Jack isn't pitted against his own people. *snorts* Theeeere ya go. Yes, Audrey, do look shocked. Idiot. S. Idiots. All of you.
*snorts* Oh, I love Jack's bedside manner. (Though I wouldn't mind him shoving me into the side of a truck.)
Audrey? STFU. Fucking Sue.
Thank you for being smarter than your boss Prez Jackass, you... random... guy whose name I still haven't caught.
Who's the suspect? For a second I expected her to say "Jack Bristow." Which would make as much sense. And he's also supposed to be dead. And I have a ficathon to write. *facepalm*
I hate it when the Sue makes sense. Grmpf.
I like you less than I liked Rack, New!Bad!Guy.
This is one of the worst plans in the history of mankind. The whole going-for-DB thing. In an RPG? Just one, just the one bad throw of dice and you're over and done for. The place is teeming with agents and security, hello!
...is Derek rooting for Jack now? Has Derek just turned into a voice-of-the-viewer character?
And Jack's wearing the aviators again. Business.
...why are you telling him this? Chloe, wtf. He's a kid! And, more importantly, a civilian!
*singsong* DB's on a Maaaac!
DB! DB and Jack! You're so pretty even when you're in pain. Oh, DB. I want to climb you and cling and make you forget the pain. Or hold you while you cry. Oh, DB. So. Very. Pretty. Sooooooooo pretty. And helpful now. And pretty! Did I mention pretty? Prettier than Faith, even.
Oh, Spence, spare us the angst and go hang yourself or something.
Oh, brilliant, now they're going to track Chloe. *eyeroll*
Buchanan! I'd forgotten Bill was called Buchanan. Heeee!
Oh, DB. I love you! ...MARRY ME. I'll try and live up to Gina Torres. Not sure I'll manage, but at least I don't have a husband.
Heee I like Jack smooth and brutal and blam, vlam, schlam you're out.
Like the stairs are gonna be free? Exactly.
I can't believe no one's come to arrest them yet.
Tell me he at least left the kid out. Good, just Chloe. But why is he taking Derek with him? Fucking dangerous, that is. Why won't he just let him go? This makes no sense.
Chloe, you're such a moron. Don't tell them you know but won't tell. Tell them you don't know and that's that.
Aaaaand I'm back to being annoyed by Psycho First Lady. PFL.
President Jackass is a MORON.
Hmmm. I like the New!New!Bad!Guy. With the scruff and the blue eyes and the sexiness.
Oh Derek is smart. He notices things. And then he's dumb and thinks he's a hero. Derek, I swear, cell phones are there for a reason. And mostly, you notice something's wrong, what do you do? YOU GET THE HELL OUT. You are not trained for this. You serve no purpose but to be Kim, damnit!
Okay so New!New!Bad!Guy isn't actually very sexy, my bad. That's what you get when you only half watch what's going on.
It's totally the cropped-hair-shirt-rolled-sleeves that gets me. I'd never before lusted after Jack. This is bad. Possibly I miss Tony that much. Can we know whether he's dead?
Oh, how much am I not surprised that Random!Guy works for New!Bad!Guy.
...what's with the tattoo? How did I not notice the tattoo on the inside of Jack's forearm before? Is it a remnant of his prison infiltration? How did I not notice it for a season and a half?
Ha! See, now that's efficient hostage discipline. See someone trying to use his phone? Kill him. Fucking good example.
Okay, no, New!New!Bad!Guy does have something sexy about him. I don't know. He does! ...and I can now call him Anton instead of New!New!Bad!Guy! Brill! Quicker to type.
Oh, President Jackass. And how much you want to control the press. I despise you. So much. President Jackass never had what it took to handle a crisis. "I want this handled"? "Fix it"? Fuck you, asshole. Trust your wife for a change, and we'll talk about it.
Yay Curtis! I wanna call you Curtis, cool Black guy I like. Are you Curtis? Yeah you're Curtis! Yay! ...guys, the fact that Derek is inside changes absolutely nothing. NOTHING. Hostages are hostages are hostages.
...ta-daaaa. Of course they're gonna kill him. That's what you get when you don't take them seriously. They're real hostage... er... takers.
YES PRESIDENT JACKASS THIS IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT. HUMAN LIVES. NOT YOUR FUCKING ADMINISTRATION.
Aw, come on, you're not gonna kill the cute. Although it'd be kinda cool if you did. ...Derek looks older all of a sudden. He suddenly became Okay To Lust After.
Sandrine you're so pretty. I can't wait for Tim's new show in the fall. Did it get picked up?
Is that Aaron? Tell me it's Aaron. Oh, Aaron! And now it's Aaron and Sandrine. Sandrine, tell him, it's Aaron. He's cool.
Oh, PFL is all with the smooth and sane all of a sudden.
Seriously, I wish they'd kill Derek.
Oh, Derek/Anton moment. Me likes. Me sick and imagining all sorts of Stockholm Syndrome stories.
Seriously, dude. Kill the kid while he's still interesting. Also, it kills me the amount of stuff happening in CTU that CTU doesn't know about. Blah blah blah you're only hearing about this now because you're a Jackass, Mr. President. And now your Random!Guy knows about Jack, brill.
Aaron! Aaaaarooooooon! Keep PFL safe, is all I want.
Aaaand there you go, Anton's on the know. Jack's gonna have to come out if he doesn't want Derek to die. Brilliant! Poor Derek, kid, oh, trembling and. V. realistic acting, for once, of somebody who's that fucking terrified and in shock.
It fucking annoys me that they're making the fact that it's Derek change anything. Him or any other hostage, same deal, right? Christ.
Their president is a weak man. Smart man, Anton, keeping Derek alive because he realised he meant something to Jack. (His twink! Ahem.)
...Derek is going to be in counselling for the rest of his life, if he makes it out alive. Such shock and "omfgthisshould'vecould'vewould'vebeenme" on his face.
Oh, Sandrine, so pretty. You should hook up with DB. When are we seeing Sean Astin and, more importantly, Mark Sheppard? Is Mark going to be speaking with his real accent? One can always hope.
Sean!! There's a hobbit in 24! I can't take him seriously, I see Sam, and I hear the kid from the Goonies. This is too weird. Wait, who is he? His kid or something? Oh, whatever. I don't like him. Never did like Sean.
Tsk, Curtis, don't trust him. Know better, trust your initial instincts of I-don't-like-that-entrance.
Oh, Derek. And please don't kill Curtis kthx. I lusted after him last day.
Oh, god, don't kill Sandrine, please. Pleasepleaseplease. She's too pretty. ...good, no killing her just yet. Where's Mark?
There is more to this than Anton's cause. I wanna know what already.
Please Sean catch his "I'm in position what's-it two," 'cause I'm pretty sure that was code for "I'm bullshitting the hell out of you."
Oh Mark! For a half second Mark yay! I want to tacklecuddle him. And of course he's a bad guy. I'm also pretty sure he's gonna have an American accent, damnit.
Come ON Curtis "I'm in flank 2 position" or whatever? Hellooo! Even I caught it and I don't have a clue what it means.
Heee Jack/Derek love! Sorry. But come on. "What about you?" said Derek with tearfilled eyes. Jack's heartache was etched in his every feature. "Come here," he told him, pulling Derek into a hug. OTP, guys, OTP.
Aaaand Mark is gone and okay, Jack's wristwatch? Forearm porn.
Oh Derek you cutie you're so traumatised great acting kid.
Things are going way too well you just know something horrible's about to happen, and that it's all gonna be Mark's fault.
Okay Sean's character's too good to be true.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaark!!! Oh, I want to sex you up. I'm sorry, but you just had a very sexy "I'm da man" look. And your hair! I love your hair. So cute. Perfect to get fistfuls of.
PFL's so going to get dead, isn't she? Ha! ...okay, so he doesn't need to kill her, good point.
Is Tony going to be back? Tony better be back. I want some Tony! And who's Jean Smart? The name disturbs me. Gah, she's PFL.
...Mark's accent's weird, man.
Sandrine. Pretty Sandrine. President JACKASS. MORON. This is just wrong. Understandable, ish, but WRONG.
What's with the matrix exactly, New!Bad!Guy (Who's Really Not New By Now Anymore)?
Oh, Random!Guy has someone inside CTU, and a him? It's Spencer or it's Sean.
HOW CAN YOU TRUST SEAN HE'S A KID LOOK AT HIM. I don't care that he really isn't, he IS.
*snorts* Yeah, Spence, that's what Chloe's really like. And you totally are the mole. Blah blah blah Edgar and Chloe talk, blah blah blah can you get more boring.
*singsong* Tony's going to live!
Why is Audrey talking to Diane, Jack, you ask? Why, because they thought it'd be a great idea to put your ex whose husband you killed and your maybe future or possibly current girlfriend in the same room. *nods* Yes.
Chloe, you suck at the whole social skills thing. And also, guys? Spencer is never going to be the new Nina. Or anything else much. *eyeroll* WE. DON'T. CARE. Now you'd better manage to stop Spence.
Heh. Spencer is so not Nina. I miss Nina. Why did Jack have to kill her? Okay, it was great that he screwed up, but still. I miss her. And Tony. Can we see Tony again? I can't believe they killed Michelle. Yes, the episode is boring me. Oh, pretty Sandrine!
Oh, Bill. When you get worked up and angry like that it's McQueen I see. (From Space Above and Beyond?) And I love it.
I knew it, of course she'd have committed suicide. Duh. Or.... yep. She's gone. The First Lady's run away from home! Heeee.
Tony!!!!!!!!!! YAY TONY!!!!!!!! Go on, go, run, fly, Jack! I want Tony! ...oh, Derek and Jack reunited. Oh, seriously, you guys. You know you want to make out. "Sit down and talk?" More like "lie down and shag." Just saying. TONY! ...fuck they're not gonna kill Tony now, are they? With a stray bullet? Yay Jack!
And we almost had Tony. Well, at least we saw him. Heee Mark has his own little square! I like the way they shoot people in custody. They're shooting Spencer, with the light, the same way they used to shoot the blond sister in Day 2. Oh, Spence, I kinda like you right now.
OMIGOD SOMEONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS CORRUPTED NO REALLY? *eyeroll* Not the most suspenseful end of an episode ever.
Heee! Jack/Mike! Jack knows to go for Mike and not Prez Jackass. "I know how much he meant to you"? Did David and Mike have a thing after Sherry's death? *snorts*
OTP again! Seriously, Derek's so in love with Jack. Joey agrees.
Sorry, PFL. Aaron's pretty damn cool, but not that cool.
Mark's accent is so weird. It's half between his accent and a bad Eastern accent. It's so odd. And I want to cuddle him! He's so cute.
Yeah, Audrey, please bother and destabilise Jack in the middle of a job. *eyeroll*
Of course Aaron would mention it to the president. Yay for Aaron being Aaron!
Oh, god, it's all about justifying more military presence in the Middle East it's brilliant. Oh yay. Oh Aaron/Jack moment. This is getting good. I'm liking this.
Yay Bill!
Pretty Sandrine. You know you can kick ass if need be. I'll never see her as not-kickass.
Heee Aaron/Jack! Aaron, you were always too smart for this job. You'd helped David once. Are they all so gullible? And god, President Jackass, will you just not go with this? Christ. You're such a jackass. And so weak. You just go along with whatever people are telling you. BLAH. GIVE ME DAVID BACK.
Please, PFL, tell him to FUCK THE HELL OFF. Leave him. LEAVE HIM. Why aren't you leaving him already?
Ivan! Mark's called Ivan. For some reason that just makes me think of Ivan Sergei (how cute was he in the Break Up?), and Sandrine, and Tim's next show, and Nicholas.
Heee! Of course Mark's one step ahead of you. Yay! Duh. *snorts* Oh well, what a surprise. Random!Guy's plan went awry and the terrorists got a hold of the gas. *eyeroll*
Oh, Mark. I want to cuddle you so. Badly. And you're so tiny! Heee! Of course now you're going to want to use the gas on the US.
Oh for fuck's sake, Prez, you almost went along with him. Shut up! You're incompetent. You have nothing to say, here. Just shut up. You're boring me.
DO NOT BRING KIM IN. However, feel free to bring Tony back. Like, whenever.
Heeee! He's tiny but he's mean. Don't piss Mark off.
And now we have the whole Sean has a whole personal life issue thing and god, bored. Bored bored bored.
Heeee Patrick! Patrick Bauchau! I didn't know he was in there. Yay! Patrick/Mark acting yay! And Jack and Curtis to come yay!
...for once I like Chloe. I feel dirty.
*eyeroll* Yes, Audrey, do go get Kim, that way I can be DOUBLY BORED.
Heee! What's his name. The guy from The Zeppo and Cash-in-Kindred! This is clearly old-Kindred-actor Day.
You should be beating the SHIT out of him, PFL.
Patrick and Mark yay!
Poor cute security guard.
Oh, god, phew. Because, you know, DON'T KILL CURTIS.
Patrick and Kiefer now yay!
I bet what'shername the skeletton chick is more than what she says. Because otherwise what's her point?
Oh, Cash. Cal, actually! Cal. You're very shaggable. Ivan and Cal yay!
Oh, so that's her point. Boring boring boring. Where's Mia Kirshner? Dead, incarcerated? I can't remember. Bloody stupid move, Sean, anyway.
He does have nice jeans. Jack, I mean.
...Random!Guy committed suicide, didn't he? Why else would Mike be all somber and shit? ...ha! I knew it.
Sean's a wimp! Heh. What did the guy take beside money?
Yay no Kim for the moment!
Skeletton!Chick bores me already.
No!! Mark just killed Cash. No, Mark! Hmpf. I liked Cash. Like I said, shaggable.
Ha! Way to go, Skeletton!Chick. Now you just screwed them over royally.
Sandrine, you're so pretty.
PFL, it's time to realise that your hubby's a fucking PUSHOVER.
This is not about the public YOU IDIOT. It's about human lives. A few against a lot, and you have a decision to make, and... come on, please be humane. FUCK. Ack. David wouldn't have gone for this. Or he would've, and it'd have killed him inside. Prez Jackass is just "get me those cannisters!"
Oh, god, Jack, THANK YOU for being more humane than your fucking president yay!
...so they're going to manage without Jack's help? Brilliant. So he'll have given the wrong code for nothing.
That bad guy - the one that just got away - keeps reminding me of Rupert Everett, and I have no clue why. Rupert or Richard Armitage. But waaaaaaay less attractive. And more Rupert than Richard. But really, not with the sexy.
Looks like there's only women and children in this mall. Is this a lesbian-only mall or something? A feminist mall?
Ha! Now he's given the mask over, like I thought he should. Good one. Yay for lil girl!
Oh, god, fuck you Mr. President.
Damnit, Unsexy-Rupert's dead.
NO WAY. They just killed Mark. Damnit.
Mr President stop barking the fuck at people. I don't like Sean either but seriously. God! And god, Sean, asshole. Stupid decision.
Oh, Curtis, I like you so much. Not as much as I ever liked Tony. But still.
And there you go, Jack's gonna go lone wolf again. Jack against the rest of the world yay! Nothing personal, Curtis.
Yeah, okay, now I'm staring at Jack's jeans all the time. I love his flexibility, always working with whoever he needs to work with. Man, he wasn't kidding when he said he had a weapon. I expected a simple gun. ...there's something of a younger, fatter Jack Bristow to this guy's face. I want the same cell phone that reads super sekkrit chips!
...why is there clubbing music? Good beat. Heh.
Oh, thank you, PFL. She's right. SHE'S RIGHT. Yes, Prez Asshat (thanks
honeyfitz!), it is that simple. Just like it was that simple for Jack.You're such a whiny brat, Sean. OH NO YOU DON'T FIRE BILL. I LOVE BILL. BILL BILL BILL BILL! Asshole, Sean. ASS. HOLE.
PREZ. ASSHAT YOUR WIFE IS RIGHT YOU SUCK. Unless you gave them the wrong intel. Which would rock.
Heee PFL rocks! Good thinking. Oh, Aaron. I LOVE YOU AARON.
Oh, President Asshat, come ON. You're not gonna let her be killed, are you? ARE YOU?
God, Sean, you absolute moron. You really can't work under pressure either. Brilliant. The president's incompetence is catching. Aren't you supposed to be trained to work under pressure?
I'm wondering how PFL is going to react if he does not call them back.
GOD, Sean's out of control. GOD, control freak much!
Heee! Jack just got had.
Oh, god, SEAN. Seriously. I told you, he's a kid! God. Heh, Curtis knows his boss is sucking big time. CAN SOMEONE FUCKING REPORT SEAN ALREADY. Seriously. They need a replacement. They need Bill back in charge. Come on, Curtis. You're the new Tony, man! You need to. Do what's right.
...what, they're praying? Ha!
Sean, for hell's sake, this isn't about you. It's about national security. YAY CURTIS! YOU DA MAN. Heee Sean's such a hobbit among the rest of 'em tall guys. YAY BILL!
God. I can't believe he'd let his wife - GOD AARON NO WAY. Aaron's indestructible! Aaron needs to live! And these terrorists are sucky? Oh Aaron yay you rock! AAAAAAROOOOON! There are no words for how much you rock. You just saved the fucking day!
Now you'd better leave him, PFL.
*snickers* Jack got completely had. ...good one, Jack.
TONY! ...you're gonna lie to him about Michelle? God. Tony. *cuddles*
...are they going to go for CTU again? With Sean's keycard? ("Don't worry about it. In a little while, you're going to" be dead.)
Yes, Prez. Asshat, you should've, but Mike's got a point. Guilt trips later. You need to step the fuck up and be a good president for once.
Come on Tony you can tell when you're being lied to. Aha! Tony, you rock. Even when you're limping. Oh, man. Aw, Tony. Carlos, you fucking amazing actor. Tony. My poor little heart and yeah sure, those pictures would just pop up.
Aha! I like the Russian. He's so very cool and no-bullshit. Oh, Prez. Asshat, seriously. How am I supposed to like him?
Sean, tell them about the fucking keycard! I know you don't want your sis to get into trouble, but her best chance is for you to tell them! Christ. Nobody's going to pay him that kind of money. They're going to kill you both.
Sandrine, yay! Stand up to the president. Aha! Yay! Pretty!Sandrine rocks! ...I hope we'll see DB again at some point. Yay for her asking after Aaron! I love Aaron.
Seriously, Jack, lose the hoodie? It makes it very hard to lust after you. Plus you must be too hot.
...I know that hospital guy. ...isn't he the guy got Goaulded up at the very beginning of SG1?
Everybody has Macs in this show. Macs are the new PC. They're everywhere. And why didn't he tie her up?
We're all lucky there are men like Aaron. Mike, I'm starting to not like you all over again. Mike! Don't get angry at Aaron. Aw, Aaron. Aaron who just did his job.
I'm still hoping we're not gonna see Kim. I'm fine with people mentioning her again and again. But never seeing her.
Go on, Jack. Do do it. OH MY GOD JACK YOU ROCK. You ROCK! You shot her! YOU SHOT HER! ...sonofabitch is right.
Please don't kill Curtis please don't kill Curtis please don't kill Curtis yay! They rock.
WELL DUH. Of course he's gonna kill you, Sean's sister and Sean's sister's pimp/dealer/boyfriend.
They do want to get to CTU. All I know is: Tony's in there! YOU DO NOT KILL TONY. Okay? Okay.
Ya know who should totally be in 24? Sark. Well, no, Julian. Not Sark. Julian. Just because I long for some Julian. (Some Sark too, but I only get him in fics by now, and that's fine.)
Oh, brilliant. In ten seconds we learn that 1) Bill has no time for Tony. 2) Kim's here. *eyethefuckroll* And that's not Chase. Did she leave Chase? Bitch. I'll cuddle Chase. ...Chase left her? WAY TO GO. Woot woot! I won't cuddle him, then, we'll skip straight to the sex. Yuh-huh.
Chase was so much hotter than this guy.
Mr. Vice-President! Audrey-dad! Leland. Yes, I still want to call him Leland because for some reason he reminds me of Twin Peaks's Leland... Palmer?
...martial law? CHRIST. Mike's right. Prez. Asshat, come ON. SUCH A FUCKING PUSHOVER. Christ. You were never meant to be president. And you haven't forgotten it.
Aw, hell, Bad!Guy's in. Let me kindly remind you that YOU CAN'T KILL TONY. Even if it's his choice to sacrifice himself 'cause 'Chelle's dead. Let's just be clear on that.
Kim'd better slap him. ...I'm sorry, who ARE you? Barry guy. The fuck, seriously. He sounds more like her guru than her boyfriend.
No, Kim, please don't stay just a little longer. Just go. I don't wanna see you. Or, you know, stay and get dead. Your choice. But yes those are your only two options.
Heeeee Tony! Oh, god, Tony. You're killing me. ...of course they'll let him cut a deal. God, Tony. Aw. You're going to kill him, aren't you.
Hee! Psychologist. I knew he was her guru rather than her boyfriend. Don't they have a special interrogation guy anymore? Now it's DIY interrogation? Oh, okay, they do, it was just Jack doing the talking.
God, PFL. Come on. You know you can talk him out of this. Hopefully.
SEAN IT MIGHT BE TIME TO FUCKING TELL THEM ABOUT THE FUCKING KEYCARD. Sean. Seriously! TELL BILL.
YAY LOCKDOWN CTU woot woot! I mean, you should totally be evacuating Tony right now. Just sayin'. Yay smoothness Jack. Damnit. Hopefully guy ain't dead. Is he dead? Damnit. He is.
OH FUCK. The gas is already deploying? GET TONY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BUILDING. Please tell me Tony's safe. Is clinic isolation his? Tell me he's safe. Please. Please please please. He doesn't seem to be coughing. Please?
Oh, god. Edgar. That's harsh. Good, but harsh. Brilliant. I didn't really like him, but. Ah, the shrink must be telling himself that this place is a goldmine for him, because there ain't no way any of these people don't need a hell of a therapy, they do this regularly. Or even just once in their lives. And this is Day Five.
Yay a shrink in the place! Of course he can help her. Better than Jack yelling at her.
Wait, so Tony's in clinic isolation. So's Chris. Just sayin'. Tony, Chris, same place. ...Tony don't - too late. Tony, please. Tony, they need information from him. Please please please. Tony. ...this is such an Inigo Montoya moment. "My name is Tony Almeida. You killed my wife. Prepare to die." Listen to Jack, Tony. He didn't kill Nina for, pfft, two Days. Tony, please. Please listen to Jack. "Hurry up"? OH TONY SO MUCH LOVE.
OH LELAND SHUT THE FUCK UP. SERIOUSLY.
I love when I can predict big suspenseful ta-dam lines. Such imaginative writing, that show.
Come on.
Ahahahaha poor shrink guy. Chloe talks down to everybody even in non-crisis situations.
Okay this is a great character redemption end for Sean, way to go. Thank you, Sean. I'm not hating you anymore. It's redemption for you. And I like the randomness of the security guard, and how he didn't want to die, and stuff. Small personnel. They matter too. Oh, Sean. Goodbye.
No, Prez. Asshat, you're doing this because you're a fucking pushover.
Who's the sexy bitch there? DESMOND!!!! Not that he's the sexy bitch, but the sexy bitch is SEXING DESMOND UP! Oh, god, DESMOND SO MUCH LOVE. He's going to get dead super soon, isn't he.
Tony's back on the job, inni. ...no he isn't, he's going to kill him. Goddamnit Tony DON'T. You're going back to jail if you do that. FUCK TONY DON'T. PLEASE. I don't want you in jail, please, please, please please please. Don't. FUCK NO. NO WAY. CAN SOMEBODY SAVE TONY HE DIDN'T DO IT PLEASE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL TONY.
OH FUCK THEM. There's no day since Day One that hasn't made me cry. There we go. Tonytonytonytonytony.
Fuck you, Homeland Security. (Ugh. I like Chloe again.)
DB!! PRETTY DB!! Oh, DB's coming over, which means he's going to be in the same place as Sandrine, which means pretty pretty super pretty babies in the future. Aaron and DB yay! Much as I didn't really like DB last time, this time he's brilliant. Leland, you asshole.
Ah, Desmond. SO SEXY. And that voice. THAT VOICE. You're so fucking sexy Dez. I want to straddle you and lick my way down your body. So much sexier than the girl. ...right. Er. I'm getting way distracted from the plot here, and porn-talking Desmond. It's all good.
Bill! Yay no-BS Bill confronting her and standing up for his people! Oh, Bill
Desmond, Desmond, Desmond, Desmond! ...where's Desmond? I want Desmond! *woe* Desmond's gone. DESMOND! Curtis vs. Dez vs. Jack. Dez is so undercover with the not-as-sexy-as-him bitch. Ha! I knew it. Come on, Desmond. Theo. Whatever. (Love Theo, though. As a name.)
...is Jack coming on to Dez? He can't resist the SEXY. ...or not. Unless this whole list thing is just an allegory for TEH SEX. I don't wanna know how Chloe fits in this allegory, though. Really, really, really don't.
*snorts* The coffee thing is the oldest tactic in existence and he falls for it? *SNORTS!* Heh! "Not where I left you." Heeee.
...so they're not killing her? Good. For a second I was worried there. Is she really called Colette? Her parents were Hugo fans?
Yay DB! Leland, you better let him through. I need my
Oh, Desmond. Please don't get deadified. Why? Because he cares about her is why. Oh, Dez. I love you. Bear my babies.
Chloe's in trouble again. Shocker. The way Jack's always asking her to break the law. OH MCQUEEN! Bill, you need to be angry more often. Jack's completely right! Homeland!Security!Gal, do take this chance. Oh god Desmond you are sex made Scottish.
This is a great sequence, with Des driving off, and her look, and the music.
...who did Theo just call? Is he a traitor? Or is he sending this to German intelligence - ahahaha you got had. I'm sorry, Theo. *sexes him up to make him feel a bit better, if only temporarily*
Why aren't you just interrogating her, instead of listening to her immunity deal thing?
WTF!!!!!!! DB! He's never gonna have Sandrine's babies like this! FUCKFUCKFUCK. DB! Who is the fucking traitor that - Leland? Is it Leland? I will gouge his eyes out myfucking self. Oh, god, DB.
Ha! Audrey's a traitor? HA! That must be why I started to like her.
I'm really hoping it's not a lie, and that Audrey really is a traitor. That would be way cool.
...they wanna torture her? God. This is harsh. I'm betting she isn't a traitor. Damnit. Please tell me she is. Ha! Of course they'd bring up Nina. Great continuity.
...Audrey was fucking Chris? Ha! Or the other guy, whatever.
Oh, the Edgar-replacement is a cutie. Wow, Chloe said thanks? And was a decent human being? Huh. And oh, Cutie-Pie knows Homeland!Security!Guy.
Oh, McQueen, trying to stand up for Audrey. She totally is innocent. Damnit. Damnitdamnitdamnit. ...or maybe not, if Jack just got put into holding for her.
DB! DB! DB! You can't kill him, he's too pretty! Too pretty to die!
Ha! Chloe's sticking up for Cutie-Pie. Woot woot! Seriously, when'd she become human? Edgar should've died long ago.
Oh god Aaron - Aaron! Aaron and DB!! Yay! Best team ever! Since when can DB use those weapons? Who cares!
Good going, Cutie-Pie. Heee! ...and she is so a compulsive liar with delusions of persecution or some sort of sex issue. Way to go.
God, Aaron, DB, I'm so fucking terrified for you guys. I like that there's so much Aaron action this day around. But I'm also very frightened for him. Oh fuck DB's hurt!
Jack's running for his life away from explosions and all I can think is "give us another shot of his legs! those jeans!"
DB and Sandrine in this episode, let's everybody cross their fingers thank you.
Aw the hero shot Christ hell *facepalm* seriously. With the music and all.
Yay! DB and Sandrine!! AHA! There will be pretty babies! You better not kill either of them. Oh they're both so so so pretty and they're having a scene together with lots of tension yay! ...oh Sandrine. You already have a baby? And it's not with DB? That's just wrong.
That's just so wrong. Homeland Security taking over.
Audrey if you sign this I'm hating you ALL OVER AGAIN. With a fiery passion. YAY AUDREY!!! *signs up to the Bill Buchanan fanclub Audrey's running*
Heh! Jack's finally seeing that it's all Leland's fault. Wait, I thought Leland was Audrey's father? I'm so confused. I think I'm getting everybody mixed up.
I can't believe she's signing Bill off. For reasons I can't even hate her for. *clings to Bill*
Oh, Sandrine's kid is so pretty! She's forgiven for not having her with DB. She could be a young River. Awww.
Heh! The Wayne/Leland faceoff is like the best cowboy kind of stuff for a second here. Unflinching gaze. I love DB's eyes. (Sopretty!)
Aw, Bill! You look so shocked and betrayed. I'm so sorry. *cuddles Bill*
Oh god DB so much grief over your brother. And Sandrine, so much guilt. And the kid and them and so much pretty.
Oh, Bill. Bill! *clings* I'll miss you!
Oh god Jack/DB OTPing now! Well, except DB really needs to make babies with Sandrine. DB, seriously, you OWN ME. Jack, you should seriously be telling him no. Much as I adore him.
Leland, you're so obviously ev0l, seriously. *eyefuckingroll*
They're so gonna kill DB and/or Sandrine, aren't they. And seriously, since when is DB trained for this? Go on, DB! Yay! I love the fact that he paused and waited until he couldn't not to kill that guy. It was that pause of "alright, now I'm taking a human life."
Damnit! Chris escaped. And fuck, I knew Sandrine got hit. Damnit.
OMG THE PRESIDENT IS NOT AN ASSHAT HE'S AN ASSHOLE AND THE BIG FUCKING BAD WOOT WOOT! Way to go! This is way better characterisation and blowing off everything we think we know about a character than what they did with a certain someone in the Veronica Mars S2 finale. Seriously. BRILLIANT!
Oh, god, so much love for DB. I love his voice when he's talking to the kid. He'd make a great father. Just saying. Awww he called her sweetie! I love his voice the rest of the time, too, mind you. Oh, Sandrine, you rock. DB's so tall compared to Jack heee! Yes I fangirl over very small things. But mmm a man with some bulk. MmmmmDB is enough, actually.
For some reason Homeland!Security!Guy gives me a Stephen Rea vibe. Which I haven't said before because it annoys me because I like Rea now and I don't like this guy but, yeah, that's the case.
I like Homeland!Security!Girl more and more, though.
I love the DB/Jack team. And yes, for the record, I'm well aware that I should (heee Jack jeans!) call him Wayne already but I don't care.
Wait, Audrey's dad is Leland. They're both Leland. Now I'm wondering if the Vice President isn't really Leland. *goes and IMDbs* Ha! The Vice President really is Leland Palmer! Heeee! Damnit now I can't call Audrey's dad Leland anymore. He needs a new name. DoD-Dad, I suppose, will have to do.
Oh, Aaron, you're so going to be heartbroken at figuring out that the Prez is rotten.
Awwww, the kid's crying. Oh, god. Oh. It's so sad. And Sandrine's trying. She's gonna pass out and, yep. Kid's gonna call an ambulance and they're gonna get Sandrine this is so wrong. But the kid crying thing was so right.
Oh, Aaron so knows something's wrong. Oh, Aaron. You rock. HEEE I LOVE YOU AARON. Totally in with Jack. Yay!!
Don't tell him, DB! God, the writers are so bad at exposition.
Oh, the poor kid.
...I can't believe you're apologising, PFL. Did he kill Sandrine? And the kid? Better not. But I don't see why he wouldn't. Of course he did, no reason why not.
Why did thy completely drop the whole sexual harassment psycho thing?
Actually, I do love when they get random civilians to help. Like the guys in the store last Day, with Paul? Where Paul saved Jack? And Bank!Guy is cool.
BILL! Woohoo!!! I LOVE BILL! *gets da pompoms out* DB/Bill yay!
I'm afraid this is getting very Serenity, get-the-truth-out-like, but without the involvement of the "little people" that Serenity was all about. Shame.
...now's when I hope they can trust DoD-Dad. Ha! I knew they couldn't. This is wrong. This is why they should've gone about it Serenity style! Let the public know! You can't stop the signal except if you hand it over to the fucking president hello!
Yay Homeland!Security!Gal for going to Mike!
...Mike, you do not want to have this conversation with the president without Aaron being around. Tell me Aaron's around. Please.
...smooth, Chloe. I'm impressed. Don't they have cameras, though? Surveillance? Security sucks in this place! Heee Cutie-Pie got had! By Chloe! I still dislike her but yay Chloe!
You shouldn't've let PFL know you knew, Aaron. She's a manipulative bitca. I say that with some form of respect for her character. She is.
YAY BILL! Where's DB? Where. Is. DB? He should be here! Bill what have you done with DB? *pouts*
...oh god Aaron's cell phone did he get killed? PLEASE NO. AARON. I NEED AARON TO STILL BE ALIVE. HE'S AARON.
Hee Jack in action and hellooo jeans!
Oh, I like the guy. ...the one that just died. Damn. The one that was on DoD-Dad's security team that Jack teamed up with against the chopper and that died almost straight away. Oops.
Heh. Leland!Squared. Ish.
...there's gonna be Paul McCrane? Woohoo! I haven't seen him in anything since ER. *has huge Romano love*
Yay Bill!Central! I love that they're doing CTU outside of CTU. Who needs tons of analysts and super material? I wish Tony was still around.
Yay to Cautious!Chris. See, Prez, he's got you figured out. He's a smart man. I like smart villains that know how to survive. Even though he's so gonna get dead and well he should HE KILLED TONY.
Holy FUCK, DoD-Dad, that was BRILLIANT. Jack! Don't be mad at him over David and DoD-Dad only! What about fucking TONY! Hellooo!!!!
Pauuuuul! Oh, god, I missed you. And he just snapped at the prez yay! That's my Paul alright. And, god, Prez got Aaron killed. *HATES!*
I sort of like this moment between Jack and Audrey. The emotion and the intimacy. When he leaves her there with Chris.
Heeee Paul I love you! You're such a brat.
Heh, I knew it was a bad idea to leave Audrey there. I still like her, though. ....yay Curtis!
Come on, Homeland!Security!Gal. You know you want to be on Bill's side. Heee! Thank you.
Kirk Avecedo woot woot! Ahem. Possibly I'm an Oz' fangirl.
Heh, I like the way Bill handles Chloe. Answers her questions until really, now's time to go, and he bosses us over and outside and away.
Heee! Another Oz' Alumnus! Also Firefly Alumnus. Who got Blue-Gloved up, the Alliance officer who made a deal with Jayne. And he was the basketball player of a guard in Oz'. You just know he's going to annoy Chloe.
Heeee Miguel! I'm sorry, Kirk's totally Miguel for me. Ha! Good one, Jack. ....nice, smooth. Except Miguel the air marshall is totally going to wake up and then there will be chaos.
Heh! Mike is totally wishing for the old days of David and Sherry.
Aaaand there we are. Chaos on a plane. *holds back on the motherfucking jokes* Man, Miguel so doesn't sound like Miguel. Maybe I should call him the air marshall instead. He's completely the bad guy, too. Come on. That's the best way to go.
*cackles* Way to go with the tazer, Chloe.
Oh, Homeland!Security!Guy, STFU. Bill ROCKS. *snorts* Mike is fucking tired of all this shit.
*cackles* Way to go with the tazer again, Chloe.
Heeee! Paul. And I'm back to being bored by the presidential couple. Oh, Paul, brilliant idea! No, really.
Oh Curtis you're so pretty when you're happy to be giving good news.
Paul!! Yes, I'm going to squee each time. Paul, Paul, Paul, that's making Romano seem very nice compared to this one.
Mike, you're not going to let him do that, are you! You know something's wrong. You know.
...why can't Jack simply parachute down? Doesn't every plane have some parachutes? Come on. They must do.
Ha! You have no reason to shoot the plane now!
Ack those jeans yay! And I can't believe they made it whoa.
Yay Jack and Curtis reunited oh fuck. Yay Curtis you rock! Great one. You rock.
...I know Asian!Guy, don't I. Where from? Mmm. And I wouldn't feel secure sending Chris anywhere else while things are so unsettled.
I can't believe DoD-Dad's gonna be alright. Seriously. Oh Audrey/Jack kiss I kinda like yay! Tsk, 'course it's not over. There's still three episodes to go. But enjoy the quiet before the storm, darlings. Aw that kiss to the knee was so sweet. When did I become okay with the fact that she'd forgiven him for Paul?
That. Is suicide music. Tell me he's not going to commit suicide. Please. Too easy. ...is he going to kill her, too? Okay, so no. Oh come on kill yourself or don't, but stop - though I can understand the need for one last single malt. Is it single malt? It should be. Come on, do you have the guts? Heh, yes, take the comm first. ...oh, it's so Homeland!Security!Guy. Stupid fucking guy.
Oh those jeans.
Okay, so why would Chris want to do more damage? I thought he cared about this country and stuff. Mmm.
I can't believe they killed Aaron. Seriously. And that his death was so lowkeyed that it wasn't even showed, like they couldn't afford to hire the actor again. Eeep! Aaron's not dead yay! ...Aaron you're going to get dead. *snorts!* You called him Charles. Aaron you're brilliant, I love you. I loved you for five years, and I will love you forever.
Heee Chloe's snappy again, things are back on track. Oh, Bill, I love you. The more I love him the more I see McQueen.
Ooooooh so that wasn't Chris. Right. I completely got them mixed up.
I can't believe they're making a deal with Chris fucking I-got-David-and-Chelle-killed-and-killed-the-hell-out-of-Tony Henderson.
Aaron! ...oh, PFL. Do save Aaron, please. Yay Aaron! Damnit. Yay! Yay PFL!! She saved Aaron!!!!!! WOOHOO!! AARON LIVES! THIS IS A GENERAL PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD, AARON LIVES!
Oh, Curtis got shot. And ha! Jack so got had.
I really, really hope Aaron isn't gonna die on her. And us.
...coordinates for the TARDIS? ...he said target, didn't he. Oh, targets.
Oh, I like that cute little engineer officer. He looks like an F2M. Just sayin'. Don't ask don't tell and all, why not? And god, kid, I feel sorry for you.
That was a cool kill, Jack. As far as kills get.
And now this, this is good suspense. We know Jack's going to win, obviously, but still. Tense moment. ...heh. He likes to kill people with his thighs. *does not make slashy jokes*
*SNORTS!* Of course Jack wouldn't give him a loaded weapon. AND HE MENTIONED TONY AND MICHELLE ON TOP OF DAVID THANK YOU JACK. *cheers!* Not that I'm for the death penalty, but otherwise the guy walked. Oh, cutie engineer maybe F2M kid.
*echoes Chloe* ...what d'you mean you're going after Logan? ...ugh. Dirty again. This is a new low. And of course you'd go after Logan. He deserves it. Again, not for the death penalty, but in 24world? He deserves it, and there's no other way.
Paul!
Aaron!!!! Aaron and Mike! Aaron Aaron Aaron! I love his look, so roughed up. Not in a lustworthy way, hell no, but it's made to be iconed, with the blood red enhanced. Oh, Aaron. Oh, god, I LOVE that Aaron didn't kiss her. And the emotion behind his thanks. Brilliant.
...does he really want to kill Logan and is BSing them, or does he really want to bring him to justice? I am SO behind him on that plan.
He's not going to believe her, is he. ...if she sleeps with him to make him stay, it's brilliant. She has all my respect. God.
Did the gayest straight guy on earth just call Chloe sweetheart or something? *dies laughing*
I love how Aaron just checked his pulse.
Ugh. You slime.
Oh, god, Kiefer's intense. This is the best way to interrogate the slime. Just look, no word. Man can't take it. And he's supposed to be POTUS.
Hee I love the way Chloe flinched when Straight!Gay!Man called her love. Aaand I love the way she's not putting pressure on Jack.
He's going to do it. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. ...wait, he isn't doing it?
I can't believe the slimeball's getting away with it. Tell me something's going to happen. What about poor PFL? God. Something needs to happen. I won't believe it. Whose body is that? David's? Where's DB? Oh, god, PFL. SLIMEBALL.
Somebody has to be taping that. Right? Right. They NEED to be. WHERE IS DB. Or, you know, Aaron. Or somebody. I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE WAS TAPING THIS.
Where IS DB? Is he still in danger? Why? Now that the proof is gone? They totally placed a bug on the president himself, didn't they? BRILLIANT. *CHEERS!* Yes he did! Woot woot!
...she looks too good, this is too perfect, Jack's so going to get dead, isn't he. And that's a beautiful kiss. And Kim is calling? So dead. Unless Kim isn't really calling, in which case it's just a ploy to kill him, and so, you know, he's still gonna wind up dead. Except not because he's Jack. Ha! Knew it.
Aaaaaw Bill I love you! Ask her out already, will you. Heeee! Oh, lovely! His smile! *smooches Bill*
Oh, god, of course they won't kill him. Poor Jack. Can't wait for next season. I'll wait a year, though.
I'll likely make a more ordered spoilery post tomorrow. ...later today. After I get some sleep. It's 7 am, people. I am dead. And going to crash in bed.
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Date: 2006-07-03 06:02 am (UTC)I think it's an amazing season, I love Logan's character and Martha and Aaron and BILL!!!!!! and everyone and GAH. Now you know why I like this picture so much :)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/honeyfitz/156779609/
It's probably my favourite season of them all, the tension was just too much. Apparently the original idea was to have Jack kill off Tony but people didn't think the audiences would handle it very well.
Bill's smile at the end :) Ah, there's no point in mentioning little bits, you've just about covered the whole show :)
*loves you eternally*
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Date: 2006-07-04 03:16 pm (UTC)Yeah, see, Logan, while I can say that yeah, he's a good character, I still can't like him. I already found that he was a good character last Day, truth be told, in a "he wasn't meant to be president" way, and it still shows in all this season. Such a part of his character, the fact that he knows he shouldn't be president. Anyway.
...Jack killing Tony? To save Chris who had intel they needed, or... why? I don't think I would have forgiven Jack, personally. I forgave him for Paul last Day, and god knows I loved Paul, but - this is Tony we're talking about. Tony. That said, it probably would've been brilliant.
And god I have such intense Bill love by now! So odd, after how much I was indifferent to him last season. Oh, Bill.
*loves you right back for even reading all of this*
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Date: 2006-07-04 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-04 02:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-04 03:18 pm (UTC)It was a very good season, yeah, although I think I still like S2 best of all. I'm not bitter about them killing them off - slightly heartbroken, yes, but not bitter. I think the bitterness might come in next Day, though, when we have to go through a whole Day without seeing any of them.