My Evil Plan

[fan_elune]

To begin, I must first seduce a wizard's apprentice. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by my arrival. "Who is this Evil Genius? Where did she come from? Why does she look so good in classic black?"

Next, I must seize control of Atlantis. This will all be done from my Corporate Tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do my every bidding.

Finally, I must unleash my Armies of Destruction, bringing about a 1984-style police state. My name shall become synonymous with madness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt my sentences. Every one will bow before my Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give me control of the planet.


-- So, I need to get started on all this. Who knows where I can find a wizard's apprentice? (Does anybody feel like directing me to Thero? I'd be much grateful. (Does anybody actually knows who Thero is?))

(Evil Plan devised thanks to Neil Zawacki's How to Be A Villain -- Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans And More!!!.)

Comments

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[heikki-cheren.livejournal.com]

So, exams are over and you're already all ready to take up the world? No break or whatever?

And why the hell would you need a wizard apprentice anyway? You're already a witch, remember? I taught you all I know, just use it, dammit!

[brucenalba.livejournal.com]

dis au lieu de vouloir dominer le monde, tu pourrais pas finir ton merveilleux cross over Buffyverse/Potterverse ??? j'attends moi :)

pog
Los

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

Mon "merveilleux" cross Buffy/HP a en fait besoin d'être revu de bout en bout afin de mériter d'être appelé merveilleux, parce que l'état dans lequel il est pour l'instant, je n'oserais jamais le publier. A vrai dire je ne pense pas m'y mettre avant l'année prochaine, au mieux. Sorry!

Mais pour patienter, tu n'as qu'à lire Boy Meets Boy, je suis sûre que ça te plairait! (http://boymeetsboy.keenspot.com/) Oh, et en tant que fan de Brian, je suis sûre que tu apprécierais une fic de khylarenelf: http://khylaren.crickhollow.net/babylon.html
C'est un crossover avec Black Hawk Down - je ne l'ai pas vu, mais j'ai quand même adoré cette fic. H-O-T.

Pog!

[brucenalba.livejournal.com]

bon bah je prends mon mal en patience alors -_-

j'irai jeter un coup d'oeil sur les fics, ça occupera ma triste vie...

d'ailleurs j'ai lu ton Retour du Roi... C'était vachement bien :) doh... c'est toujours bien...

j'ai la Willow/Methos à lire aussi tien...

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

Tu vois, tu as de quoi t'occuper en attendant en fait. ;) Cette Will/Methos n'est qu'une petite fic sans prétention et qui ne va pas chercher bien loin, hein. Dans le même genre j'ai écrit une très courte Ginny/Draco, si ça te dit... *evil smirk*

Ravie que le Retour du Roi t'ait plu! Je dois dire qu'à relire les deux fics précédentes, je suis un peu atterrée, mais bon je me suis vraiment éclatée avec celle-là au moins!

[brucenalba.livejournal.com]

ah oui je veux bien... ça reste mon pairing chouchou avec Harry/Remus (d'ailleurs l'une de mes auteurs préférés de fic slash a écrit une Harry/Remus excellente... j'étais aux anges !!!)

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

Oh? Je ne me rappelais même plus que tu étais aussi Gin/Drake. Harry/Remus par contre tu es vraiment toute seule. Je ne peux pas.

Enfin bref, tu peux trouver la fic en question ici: http://www.livejournal.com/users/fan_elune/8037.html#cutid1

[heikki-cheren.livejournal.com]

> Does anybody feel like directing me to Thero?

I just read something about "plane" switches. Maybe you can reach it that way? Maybe you just need to ask Jo (or Giles?) to contact Seregil, and ask him to perform a simple sort involving the two of you (you and Seregil, so that in the end you exchange planes)? Next thing you'll know, you'll land at Thero's feet.
Too bad you'll look like a floppy disk or whatever by that time....

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

Asking Seregil to do magic? Hmm, yes, except no. I'll try and contact Magyara rather - I bet she'd be sensible to my plight.

'Sides, I don't wanna take Seregil out of his plane of existence. I'd rather exchange with... Bela - Beka - what's her name again? She sort of bores me, I'm afraid.

And I don't think landing at his feet is the key to Thero's heart. I'll have to find a better strategy. One which might involve Ben & Jerry's, or brownie batter. Hmm, yes, brownie batter.

[heikki-cheren.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I don't know that person yet, I can't help you on the spelling then. ;-)

Thero and B&J? That's a weird idea.... Interesting idea.... Fascinating, indeed.

[fan-elune.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thought you were advert to ideas about me, someone else, and B&J's...

But really, I'm all for the brownie batter. Yum.

Wish I could do myself a Thero icon.

[heikki-cheren.livejournal.com]

Now that I think to it, I wasn't including you in the picture..... Damn, who was there besides Thero and B&J? Hmm...