"...or yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum."

I'm watching Sports Night and doing memes. My life is full of excitement.

Go tell me which character I'm more like from The Lord of the Rings and Firefly.

Also, gakked from stampinground:

A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave alone the ones you don't know or wouldn't want to shag.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END

( Shags aplenty! )

So, so many other hotties I want to add. Come on, flist! Let's work on this together. So many other hotties we want to shag.

EDIT: we're eating Fossil Fuel. Chocolate dinosaurs! I just ate a stegosaurus. I think we should call my stomach its grave! Mwa-ha-ha! Mine is an evil laugh.

EDIT 2: we just watched the first ten minutes of Brother Bear (yeah, I know, me, watching Brother Bear... clearly Joey thought she couldn't have me go through too much of that movie in one go because she then decided to call Fred) and okay, what kind of Disney is it that kills the cool big brother so quickly? ...not that I care. Because it's a sappy Disney movie. Except I totally do he was dead cool how can he be dead damnit. I hate this movie already. I will now try to get back a few years of maturity... emphasis on try. The fact that Jean-Luc Delarue is interviewing a guy from Alliage (90s French boys band) isn't helping, I'm flashing back to junior high.

EDIT 3: Joey just said her teeth were crying. Which is not any more of a fitting image in French as it is in English. Heh. ...and I'm now thinking of a sweaty-toothed madman. After years, I still know Dead Poets Society by heart. Yay DPS!