An exercise in back-translation

You will undoubtedly have heard me complain about translation mistakes in TV shows again and again. This is another instance, except this time, I'm going to give the script of what is said in English, and then backtranslate the French version into English again. You guys can decide for yourself exactly how much that translator sucks.

( Spoilers for Stargate: Atlantis 5x16, in case someone still cares. )