fan_elune | Soccer Aid

Tell me, are all football matches that GAY?

I have a sneaking suspicion that they are.

We're watching Soccer Aid. And honestly, who needs Law or Bloom when there is Wilkes? My Jonny Wilkes fangirling is back full force. Robbie who?

And Damian Lewis is a cutie, and oh Dean Kelly I adore you (and your brother, but he isn't playing, shame).

Also Robbie looks very cute with kids. I don't know how much of it was an act, but he does. That adorable little girl. Heee!

The parts in between the moments of obvious gay love are boring, though. If those guys can't get me into football, I think nothing can.

My top five moments so far:
- Jonny snogging Les Ferdinand on the ground after that first goal (okay, so the snogging might only have been in my mind, but he was sprawled on top of him okay?)
- Dean literally jumping on Jonny after that second goal, and how insanely happy Jonny looked
- the reruns of Jonny's goal, because oh, dear satan in hell, those thighs
- Ewan McGregor smiling so. very. cutely during half time, I could've just eaten him up
- Paul Bettany's Unicef Ambassador clip. Which has nothing to do with football and everything to do with Paul and I squeed. I knew it was coming and I squeed all the same.