Variations on the same theme

I never mentioned it, but a friend in England actually did my whole astrological chart. Like, the whole big thing. And I'm a Leo-Leo-Leo (as in Leo, with Leo "ascendant" and Leo moon). The real deal, one might say. But really, the whole chart? It's so contradicting in parts that of course half of it is bound to be true. I'm very much not convinced.

That being said, here's gakked from houses7177. (  Clicky! )