Variations on the same theme

Title: Every night Vince has ever known
Fandom: Queer As Folk (UK)
Summary: It's a moment in a long night.
Notes: Don't ask me why I'm randomly writing QaF fic for the first real time. It just came to me while clubbing the other night.

( They're dancing, a bit like prats. )

There was this hilarious "top ten things you will never hear in slash" list that khylarenelf had pointed out from Citizens Against Bad Slash. Next thing we knew, we'd made it into a challenge. Get all of those quotes into a slash fic (with a license to slightly modify them to have them fit the fic/characters/pairing/genre better):

10) "Deep down, I'm not really into guys."
9) "That's OK. I didn't really wanna have sex anyway."
8) "You remind me of my dad."
7) "I can't sleep with him. I hardly know him."
6) "Forget about the sex. Let's just cuddle."
5) "Wait a minute. I have to go phone my mum."
4) "Guys like you make me want to stay home and play with my Billy doll."
3) "How about touching both sides next time, Scooter?"
2) "We don't need lube. I like to scream like a woman."
1) "Not tonight. I have a headache."

So this happens after the end of Boy Meets Boy, you're warned if you don't wanna get spoiled - those boys belong to Sandra Delete, kudos to her! It also happens after the end of QaF UK, during Vince and Stuart's lil American tour - those two and any other character mentioned from QaF belond to Russel T Davies and whoever holds their copyrights.

Now, if you give this a review, I just might be so happy I'd "Whee!" all alone at my place. (You're puzzled as to what "Whee!"ing is? Go read BMB already.) Also, this was not betaed, so if you see any mistakes whatsoever or have any suggestion at all, please do let me know, you'll be doing me a favour.

( Boys Meet Boys )